#faultycoded

[notanotherdickhead]

@faultycoded sent in: "you don't have the guts." -> ethan.

ryan gives ethan a look that seemed to be a perfect mixture of a sneer and a grin. ( ever since he met this guy, all he's done is poke at him. ) the fact that ethan wouldn't leave him alone doesn't go unnoticed, which makes the other boy curious. he'll suck at his teeth, rolling his eyes as he looks down at the large snake in the process of trying to swallow a frog whole. "you really think i'm gonna bother this bugger when he's trying to eat?"

[hangtenn]

@faultycoded sent in: “I texted my friend "spu auash guahg.” what does that mean?"

"since when did i become the text decoder?" she'll look at the screen as he holds it out, blue eyes scanning over the text. "yeah, that definitely says spu auash guahg---...." whatever that means. she'll lift her head, eyes going to gabriel again. "were you drunk? don't lie to me, this is totally a drunk text,"

[hangtenn]

@faultycoded sent in: "haven’t you seen a horror movie? the blonde always dies."

oh, the audacity of this motherfucker! the blonde can't help but a place a hand on her chest, a loud gasp leaving her. "first of all, how dare you!" she uses her free hand to push unruly blonde hair behind her ear, bright blue eyes focusing on his features. she can't tell if that was a dig or a threat. needless to say, it pissed her off.

"second off, i've totally seen more horror movies than you. i almost bet! the blonde doesn't always die! in fact, it was girl who decides to fuck in the beginning who dies! can't be me, because i'm totally not fucking you."

[notanotherdickhead]

@faultycoded sent in: "someone's jumpy today. you good?" -> gabe

he can't help but shoot a glare in gabe's direction, sucking on his teeth before he looks forward again. he'll take a hit from his cigarette before flicking the butt out into the road. "i don't expect people to just materialize next to me," in all honesty, ryan had just been caught in deep thought, so it was easy to catch him off guard.

"what's up? other than lurking in the shadows like some kind of creep?"

[notanotherdickhead]

@faultycoded sent in: "why are we whispering?" -> alastor

he'll rise an eyebrow over in alastor's direction. "didn't realize being short made you lack in the brains department," though, their is a playful tone to his voice, still speaking low. he simply decided to see himself out from the sermon, climbing he needed to go to the bathroom. ( instead, he's trying to sneak a cigarette. ) everyone knows he smokes but if his parents found out he was skipping out on church, they'd have his ass.

"you want my dad to beat my ass?"

[notanotherdickhead]

@faultycoded sent in: "this shit only happens to people in horror movies." -> sebastian.

"yeah, well, apparently i'm living in one," a part of him is thankful that sebastian had decided to come to the diner late at night. even though he isn't necessarily alone, both the cooks are in the back and ryan had to man the front counter in case a costumer came in. whenever sebastian had walked in, he had been pinned down by something unseen on the ground, trying to fight something off.

"though, if you didn't come in when you did, it would have been a horrorshow for you."

[cr0pvamp]

@faultycoded sent in: "i feel like you’re trying to tell me what to do so i’m gonna do the opposite."

he'll simply raise his hands in a mock surrender as he takes a step or two back from the other man. hey, if anything, he was trying to warn the guy. ( well, fuck me then! last time i'm going to try to be a nice guy! )

"woah, woah, woah, kiddo." a scoff leaves him. "i'm just sayin' staying on the boardwalk after dark is a death sentence. even the homeless know that,"

[guardiandem0n]

@faultycoded sent in: "I got you a blanket."

oh, that's so very sweet of you, ella!!! she can't help but take the blanket, wrapping it around herself nice and snug. she'll peer up at the fellow blonde that stood above her as she makes herself comfortable on the floor. the other was nice enough to take her in whenever she found her wandering around barefoot and dirty. ( granted, this was always a ploy. a way to get a comfortable place to sleep for free. ella, i'm sorry you fell for it! )

"thank ya', sweet angel. i really appreciate all tha' ya' done fer' me,"