#faunoi

[classroomvivisection]

Are there any other faunoiphiles who do NOT condone ppl getting off to real animals?

It’s so difficult finding ppl like me bc “anti contact” only seems to cover physical stuff

But I don’t rock w getting off to any content of real animals or kids :( contact or not

Very difficult to find ppl like me since the para itself is about watching animals mate, while I do not believe in acting on it/actually watching. Sigh.

[joe-the-schmoe]

sheets, sweet kisses, andddd.... hm .... secret lover uwu

Sheets: Silk is definitely a very nice material, but i find them more romantic than sexy. If it’s clothing than silk is V sexy 

Sweet kisses: If it’s with someone i’m uncertain about I’m a moderate kisser just because I don’t know what they like. I don’t know if I can take control or nip at them. But, if I do know them well enough I would say I’m a pretty great kisser :*

Secret Lover: ohhh boy. Okay, hmmm Well he’s very tall And he has the cutest combo of red stuble and brown blond hair. Lean and a very good dancer, and he has the firmest fore-arms ￣▽￣ He’s also incredibly shy and when ever I give him a massage he gets very blushy and squirmy and it just.. …. .

[lizardkid]

inpatients care is NOT the end of the world, firstly!! and i'm sorry your mom and you are having miscommunications, but inpatient care is NOT the end of the world, and it's not a "last resort" or anything to indicate that you can't be fixed, sweetie

o  h yea,, i know. idid tnm ean to make it sound dreally bad i jsut

i didnt evr want it to ge t this bad. i didnt htink it was that bad i jsut. idk man heck

[lizardkid]

woah woah do the thing with the germann scientists maybe talking about sex and how they don't wanna ever do that sorta thing and they just sorta.... hold hands in asexual companionship and comfort VvV

(ok im gna to sleep bc im v tired, i'll finish this in the morning and post it on ao3 and link u, but this is what i have so far:)

The sound of crashing signalled the arrival of Newt.

Hermann didn't have to look around to know that he'd tripped up on the crates of kaiju entrails Newt insisted on leaving by the door and subsequently forgetting about every time he walked in. Suppressing an irritated roll of his eyes, Hermann attempted to tune out Newt's muttering and cursing and complaining about his little toe, in order to try and finish what he was working on. The almost-silence lasted approximately twenty seconds, before Newt started talking again. It then took Hermann another five seconds to tune in to whatever he was talking about; his brain still processing the move from “ignore Newton” to “pay attention to Newton”.

“I mean, you don’t have to answer,” he was saying, “obviously. If it makes you uncomfortable, I totally respect your right to, uh, I totally respect your right to silence, to ignore me. It’s cool, dude, I- Hermann?”

Hermann was frowning at him in confusion, desperately trying to recall what he’d said in the five seconds he wasn’t paying attention. Newt looked desperately alarmed, and attempted to back track. “Crap, dude, I- I didn’t mean to overstep my- Fuck. I’m sorry if I-”

“Newton,” he interrupted; his voice impossibly fond and impossibly exasperated all at once. “I’m afraid you’ll have to repeat the beginning. I, ah, I missed it. I’m sorry.”

“Oh,” Newt said, pausing for a split second to take in the sheepish look on Hermann’s face. “Nevermind, dude. It was nothing important.” He said it a little fast and a little too coolly for Hermann to be convinced, but he let it go anyway with a nod and a tiny smile.

“Very well.”

*

The next time Newt broached the subject, they were in the middle of saving the world. Newt never really did have good timing, Hermann had observed, and this was no exception. As they made their way back to the Shatterdome to give Pentecost the apocalypse-averting news, Newt blurted out: “Have you ever been in a relationship?”

[lizardkid]

faunoi replied to your post: whats the big deal abt sm...

could you just wear tights??? :O it’d be a loss

yea im considerin just wearing like, two pairs of skin coloured tights......hm........

[genderjar]

houndour!!!

AHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joe-the-schmoe]

@faunoi said: aw jeez i’m sorry!!! maybe they just got your apartment mixed up with the dudes’ next door!!!! and they thought they were being funny !!!!

I hope so. They left so it was ok, but i'm pretty sure they were just guys from the nearby frat house.

Thanks for the hopeful words though 

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