#faustanswers

[ask-ikevamp-faust]

*a bat is in your lab, trying to mix together some chemicals but is clearly having a hard time*

*Faust walks in to see an odd sight*

What’s this? Playing with my things I see… Such a bad little bat…

*he captures the creature in a box and transfers it into a cage*

Now then, what do we have here?

*he takes a seat next to the cage and watches the little bat*

[ask-ikevamp-faust]

FAUST. I dont know how. Or why. Or whatever. Got your first experiment finished up and... really. Cat ears??? I- hoping that this was a weird failed experiment

- @morgan-squad

I see… so mixing it in with meals diluted it… resulting in half animals… how interesting. Why a cat, have you been thinking of cats recently?

By any chance, have you ran into Vlad or Charles?

[ask-ikevamp-faust]

Good evening, Faust. How goes your research? Did you find anything interesting in your stains from earlier? - Oliver

Hello Oliver, I assume you’re referring to the sample check I posted the other day.

I’m in the process of developing something new so I needed to check for any allergies and how the WBC were reacting to being exposed to a small amount of a certain ingredient I’m using. Unfortunately I will be unable to use one of my humans during the testing period because their body did not tolerate that ingredient very well. I may experiment with a substitute after the testing period of the current mixture.

[ask-ikevamp-faust]

Is this one of those animated images I’ve heard so much about? How fascinating

[ask-ikevamp-faust]

Got a very impressive question for you:

Kiss, marry, kill?

Your choices are: Charles, Vlad, Leonardo

On another important note, how do you feel about the look of being adorned with more than a few tattoos?

The answer is rather simple actually:

Kiss: Vlad. While I’m not fond of him that way and kill was the immediate reaction, upon further examination I realized that it would be detrimental to my work if he’s gone. The man has certain connections I require, I need him alive.

Marry: Leonardo. While I’ve heard he’s messy and sleeps a lot, he’s also quite the scientist himself. “Very good with his hands” is a compliment I’ve heard many community folk say. Would be quite the useful husband, we won’t always agree but what’s a relationship without differences. Also he would never bite my human specimens.

Kill: Charles. Unfortunately compared to the other two, he has little purpose. He should thank me, I’ll give him purpose even after death by using his corpse to contribute to science.

You could argue that without Charles we’ll be doomed because of cooking and cleaning. However, I’m sure Vlad can negotiate something with Le Comte and have Mitsuki move in with us. They have the other butler anyway so they’ll be fine.

As for the tattoos, do you mean on me? If so I wouldn’t mind a few. You say “more than a few” though, what exactly does that mean to you?

[ask-ikevamp-faust]

*pouts and folds arms* I would prefer if you called me Akari and not your guinea pig in front of my friends at the mansion.

*uncrosses arms and sheepishly smiles*

But, it is your birthday month, and I know you don't really do anything special, but I'd like to make you a cake. It's too hard to surprise you, so I wanted to know what kind?

Akari or guinea pig, I’ll use whichever I’d like in the moment.

*he watches you for a moment before deciding to pat your head, laughing at your pout*

You smile regardless of which name I use, so you must not mind “Guinea pig” too much.

I see you want to celebrate my birthday… It’s not a special occasion you know, but you’ll celebrate even if I tell you not to so do as you wish. For a cake… I don’t have any preferences, as long as the cake looks appetizing I’ll eat it.

[ask-ikevamp-faust]

There you are Faust! So, I’m gonna have a yoga and meditation session tomorrow morning, and I have been looking all over for my friends to ask if y’all would be interested in joining me. Anyway, I already asked Vlad and Charles, but would you be interested? It might help calm you down so you’re less- whatever is making you mean-

Tomorrow morning at what time? If it’s reasonable I’ll make time to attend. I have no heavy research going on currently.

I must make you aware of the fact that I’ve never practiced yoga before, therefore I’m not flexible. I assume you’ll have a beginner version of the positions, correct?

Also, whatever is making me mean? I wasn’t aware I was mean. I hear nowadays they call it a form of affection, maybe I’ve always been ahead of my time with this.

[ask-ikevamp-faust]

*stray black cat jumps in his desk while he is working and starts rubbing their head against his cheek with affection*

*Surprised, Faust pulls away from the cat*

How did you get in here? Charles? Vlad?

*He picks up the cat and sets it on the floor*

Not on my desk. You'll drop my solutions and ruin my paperwork. Go back where you came from.

*The cat doesn't move, instead sits next to his chair and stares up at him with big round eyes. He stares back, almost as if it's a staring contest*