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[soapdispensersalesman]

Do viral tweets stil get offers from lamp companies or has that market died out?

[statttwitter]

[phil-mann]

Competitions

I run competitions on Twitter. Here’s a list of the competitions and their winners: 

Oven Instructions:

I didn’t know what the symbols on my oven meant so I asked Twitter:

Collection: https://twitter.com/philmann/timelines/569609405348724736

Winner: https://twitter.com/ClairAsbridge/status/568788593214406656

Walks into a bar:

Classic joke format, how can you improve on it?:

Collection: https://twitter.com/philmann/timelines/570657162364719104

Winner: https://twitter.com/omically/status/570767291354386432

Seven words: 

Jokes that have seven or fewer words in them:

Collection: https://twitter.com/philmann/timelines/574535152514285568

Winner: https://twitter.com/living_marble/status/574344274428329984

Music note emoji:

Tweets that contain the music note emoji, be they songs, references to music or similar:

Collection: https://twitter.com/philmann/timelines/575439151971102720

Winner: https://twitter.com/sleepwalkingdog/status/552034069434081280

Space:

Tweets about or in space or space-themed stuff:

Collection: https://twitter.com/philmann/timelines/577194868835008512

Winner: https://twitter.com/rachelle_mandik/status/561152357887934465

Jazz:

Tweets about jazz culture, jazz musicians or jazz music, or just using the word “jazz:”

Collection: https://twitter.com/philmann/timelines/579723120082362368

Winner: https://twitter.com/TheToddWilliams/status/566761298718121985

Bad Superheroes:

Superheroes with awful or useless powers: 

Collection: https://twitter.com/philmann/timelines/582157922072936448

Winner: https://twitter.com/squellwalsh/status/383914526607147009

[cutlerish]

So is it anal-retentive...

That I really want to write a userscript because this one website uses an animated AJAX spinner that has been stretched to a different aspect ratio than the original image?