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Hi Facebook. I’m sleepy. Did you know that, uhm, the Sahara Desert used to not be a desert 6000 years ago? It was all humid then.

[@hidaka-tomomi-official]

Woah, I had no idea! That is quite interesting. If you're sleepy, then you should probably sleep. I hope you sleep well, Momoko. :)

*Momoko hesitated before reaching out a hand to Iblis.*

Hi. Can I pet you? Da— Facebook says I can

—@hidaka-tomomi-official

[ Iblis hops a bit closer to Momoko, tilting his head. Bones kept a keen eye on the bird, like he was making sure he wouldn’t bite. ]

Hi, uh… FB, is it? I’ve gotten a few messages about you. It’s nice to meet you. My name’s Tomomi

@hidaka-tomomi-official

Oh, hey there. Nice to meet'cha. :)

Facebook? Are you there? Uhm. It’s Momoko. uhm… Are you okay?

—@hidaka-tomomi-official

I’m here, and I’m doing alright. Need something, kid? :)

a single father, i see?

Yes. 8.1 billion kids and counting. Who are you, kid?

heya mr bones!! how would you feel about shooting my friend’s shitty dad :p

-🎀 @chronically-online-at-2500

I'm down. How shitty is he, exactly?

hello mister…….. facebook…………

do you have space to adopt a small and completely harmless :3c moth (me)………………

Kid, I am everyone's dad. Would you like a snack, I'm going to the gas station later anyways.

I can smell how much these kids need therapy. Dear God.

#fb is typing