Bones here. People often call me Father Bones, FB, or Facebook though. If your father is ass, consider me his replacement. I also happen to be some kind of nonhuman, probably demonic creature as well. Not like the crab guy or biter, though.

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Bones here. People often call me Father Bones, FB, or Facebook though. If your father is ass, consider me his replacement. I also happen to be some kind of nonhuman, probably demonic creature as well. Not like the crab guy or biter, though.
I can smell how much these kids need therapy. Dear God.
I can sense an absent father. How are you all this bad at parenting.
Did someone say my name?
Hi, uh… FB, is it? I’ve gotten a few messages about you. It’s nice to meet you. My name’s Tomomi
@hidaka-tomomi-official
Oh, hey there. Nice to meet'cha. :)
Hi! Nice to meet you, too!
Hope you don't mind the crows, they're simply curious. How have you been, if I may ask?
I don't mind them. They're cute.
I've been really bad
*It winced. Augh. Did not want to say that.*
H-How are you?
I'm alright myself. You don't have to answer, but I'm curious. Why have you been feeling bad?
I'm glad you're alright!
*Unfortunately it did have to answer </3 Truth spell </3*
I haven't been taking care of myself. And I was terrorized by my classmate. And my home is bad. And people I care about are getting hurt
[ He hummed, nodding. ]
Those things would all make you feel quite awful, hm. Is there any way I could help you?
I don't think I can be helped.
*And he really did think that was the truth*
Why is that?
Hi, uh… FB, is it? I’ve gotten a few messages about you. It’s nice to meet you. My name’s Tomomi
@hidaka-tomomi-official
Oh, hey there. Nice to meet'cha. :)
Hi! Nice to meet you, too!
Hope you don't mind the crows, they're simply curious. How have you been, if I may ask?
I don't mind them. They're cute.
I've been really bad
*It winced. Augh. Did not want to say that.*
H-How are you?
I'm alright myself. You don't have to answer, but I'm curious. Why have you been feeling bad?
I'm glad you're alright!
*Unfortunately it did have to answer </3 Truth spell </3*
I haven't been taking care of myself. And I was terrorized by my classmate. And my home is bad. And people I care about are getting hurt
[ He hummed, nodding. ]
Those things would all make you feel quite awful, hm. Is there any way I could help you?
Hi, uh… FB, is it? I’ve gotten a few messages about you. It’s nice to meet you. My name’s Tomomi
@hidaka-tomomi-official
Oh, hey there. Nice to meet'cha. :)
Hi! Nice to meet you, too!
Hope you don't mind the crows, they're simply curious. How have you been, if I may ask?
I don't mind them. They're cute.
I've been really bad
*It winced. Augh. Did not want to say that.*
H-How are you?
I'm alright myself. You don't have to answer, but I'm curious. Why have you been feeling bad?
Hi, uh… FB, is it? I’ve gotten a few messages about you. It’s nice to meet you. My name’s Tomomi
@hidaka-tomomi-official
Oh, hey there. Nice to meet'cha. :)
Hi! Nice to meet you, too!
Hope you don't mind the crows, they're simply curious. How have you been, if I may ask?
Hi, uh… FB, is it? I’ve gotten a few messages about you. It’s nice to meet you. My name’s Tomomi
@hidaka-tomomi-official
Oh, hey there. Nice to meet'cha. :)
Data Leak!!
( vaguely ) inspired by Mass Effect 2′s shadow broker dossiers My muse’s data has been compromised! Send a symbol to discover:
💬 - A private correspondence
📝 - A private record ( Ex. Criminal, Medical, etc… )
🎤 - An audio transcript from a recording
🌐 - Their most frequently visited websites
🔎 - Their last 3 search terms
🛒 - Their last 3 purchases
🎥 - The last 3 movies/tv shows they watched
🎮 - The last 3 games they played
❌ - A piece of information that could be considered blackmail material
Specify muse for multimuses!
Facebook? Are you there? Uhm. It’s Momoko. uhm… Are you okay?
—@hidaka-tomomi-official
I’m here, and I’m doing alright. Need something, kid? :)
Uhm. I just felt kinda scared. And, uhm. Scared you might be hurt, or something. It was silly…
Well, I appreciate you checking up on me. How have you been?
Uhm. We’re at the hospital… it’s scary
Ah, did you get injured? I could come over to keep you company if you’d like.
Uhm. I passed out in the snow again after my mom hit me and then Shisoka-san took me to the hospital and now they’re keeping us both here ‘cause we’re both unhealthy. Uhm
…company would be nice I think if Shisoka-san is okay with it
@kumo-shisoka-official
hm? oh yeah company’s fine
@father-bones-official Shisoka-san says it’s okay. Uhm.
please come
On my way with a few granola bars for everyone to snack on. :)
Facebook? Are you there? Uhm. It’s Momoko. uhm… Are you okay?
—@hidaka-tomomi-official
I’m here, and I’m doing alright. Need something, kid? :)
Uhm. I just felt kinda scared. And, uhm. Scared you might be hurt, or something. It was silly…
Well, I appreciate you checking up on me. How have you been?
Uhm. We’re at the hospital… it’s scary
Ah, did you get injured? I could come over to keep you company if you’d like.
Facebook? Are you there? Uhm. It’s Momoko. uhm… Are you okay?
—@hidaka-tomomi-official
I’m here, and I’m doing alright. Need something, kid? :)
Uhm. I just felt kinda scared. And, uhm. Scared you might be hurt, or something. It was silly…
Well, I appreciate you checking up on me. How have you been?
Facebook? Are you there? Uhm. It’s Momoko. uhm… Are you okay?
—@hidaka-tomomi-official
I’m here, and I’m doing alright. Need something, kid? :)
You alright, man?
-- FB
got blown up. i feel like shit but i think i’ll be okay. kind of hard to breathe but it’ll clear
@father-bones-official
Ah, makes sense from what I've heard. Mustard gas is quite unpleasant. I did get you something at a gift shop, though.
LMAO WHAT IS THAT THI—
*He started coughing. It took him a few seconds to catch his breath again*
thanks, fb
'Course. A little silliness almost always helps people feel better, after all.
You alright, man?
-- FB
got blown up. i feel like shit but i think i’ll be okay. kind of hard to breathe but it’ll clear
@father-bones-official
Ah, makes sense from what I've heard. Mustard gas is quite unpleasant. I did get you something at a gift shop, though.
*Momoko hesitated before reaching out a hand to Iblis.*
Hi. Can I pet you? Da— Facebook says I can
—@hidaka-tomomi-official
[ Iblis hops a bit closer to Momoko, tilting his head. Bones kept a keen eye on the bird, like he was making sure he wouldn’t bite. ]
*He scratched Iblis on the head*
Oh! You probably like shineys
*He pulled off one of Tomomi’s many bracelets and held it out to the bird*
[ Iblis seemed quite content when pet, though even more so when gifted a shiny. The bird let out another caw, taking it in his beak. ]
Nasty little bird, taking everyone’s things.
[ That was said in an oddly amused tone. ]
It’s okay. Tomomi makes them to give away. And it deserves nice things
[ Iblis did a little nodding motion. ]
Well, you may never get it back. This evil little creature has a track record.
:( He’s not evil :(
Well, not actually. He is too small for evil. He is just big enough for crime, though. Not a day goes by where he does not steal something of mine.
[ It’s said in an affectionate tone, Bones giving Iblis little scratches on the chin. ]
Oh. I steal sometimes too. I get it
Oh, well, why do you steal if I may ask? Iblis only does it to annoy me, I think.
’cause sometimes, uhm, I really really need something. Like, uhm. Food. Or bandages. S-So— I don’t do it a lot! And— And only from big stores
*He had gotten too comfortable around Father Bones. He was definitely getting in trouble now, he just knew it*
I’m sorry
Well, that’s reasonable. Though, shouldn’t your parents be providing that by default? It’s their job, after all..
You don’t need to apologize, kid.
Uhm. They, uhm. They have other jobs
Hm. I see. Well, if you ever need anything I’m open to helping out. It’s not a problem to me. :)
What’s the cost?
Free. I’d honestly feel bad taking money from you.
Then what about other things that aren’t money
.. Okay, I wouldn’t be opposed to a little trinket every now and then..
That’s it?
It’s an optional thing. The trinkets, I mean.
You— Only trinkets?
*Sniffle 🥺 sneef *
You’re so nice…
Well, like I said before; you deserve nice. :)