here are some quotes from the July 24, 1985 ferris bueller’s day off shooting script that i felt needed to be shared

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here are some quotes from the July 24, 1985 ferris bueller’s day off shooting script that i felt needed to be shared
is there anything more accurate to the inner workings of my brain? i think not <3
(i was inspired by @killing-jarz’s lost boys memes in the same format)!
you cannot tell me that after cameron and sloane separate from ferris at the parade and cam grabs sloane’s hand to pull her out of the crowd that they don’t continue to hold hands during their conversation about the future? it’s never fully panned down to show it but the way they’re walking that close to one another with cam’s arm overlapping hers? you cannot tell me that they’re not both nonchalantly still holding hands while both of them are yelling inside their heads to not make a big deal out of it so neither of them acknowledge it until sloane separates from cam to hug him... you Cannot
y’know despite how much i think cameron is tormented by the fact that he’s in love with ferris and sloane (for a multitude of reasons: not wanting to ruin their friendship, not feeling he’s deserving of their love... etc.) he would always choose to love them. not only because they are so unendingly lovable, not only because he doesn’t have a choice, but because despite it all, they’re the ones he would risk it for. even if it would end badly (it wouldn’t, of course), he’s willing to let them know, because he loves them enough to. ultimately, there’s a fondness in his heart that goes along with it, too. because his love is so strong, because it means that, really, truly, they are so wonderful to him. it’s instinctual, and it’s what they deserve, but it’s the expression of what he’s always known. they’re everything to him, and by loving them it proves what they are to him.
gd there is something so lovely about interpreting the post pool scene/jacuzzi scene as something bordering on confession, in which sloane and ferris want cameron to make the first move. not only does it make sense to me given the way it plays out (consider: the subtle gazes full of something between ferris and sloane and towards cameron when he’s giving his spiel about how much the day, and subsequently how much they mean to him; but also when sloane asks “cameron, can i ask you a question?” how ferris looks at her with a bit of surprise and eagerness at what she might say, since according to my interpreted plan they’d be the one’s waiting for him, so he’s curious of if she’s straying from that plan; and of course, the light that comes over them when he says how much the day meant to him and that he’s going to miss them, both in softness but also in hope that he’s leading up to expressing his feelings, and then the patient silence that comes afterward when he doesn’t say anything more that maybe they should be the ones to break it), but there’s a mutual understanding that they know has got to be brewing inside of him, but given the circumstances they don’t want to absolutely freak him out again. (and i’m unsure if there was a blatant planning of this day to hopefully jumpstart something evident between them, i’m thinking no but the consideration does pop up as an opportune time as the day draws to a close by all three of them). ultimately it’s the film’s fault because it’s almost insane to consider that cameron doesn’t take this chance by the end, but like, heterosexuality and monogamy or whatever. but despite cameron not taking that chance, there’s room for that somewhere too, since i think despite any signs the two could give him that they share this feeling for him, cameron’s going to find a way to rationalize those signs, or be too indecisive or afraid to ruin such a solid friendship that they have. but it does make my heart happy to consider that there is both something entwined in all three of them that flickers with the consideration to let their feelings out, especially when it’s so easy to interpret the scene that way.
i’m gonna miss you guys next year (confession of love)
okay i’m suddenly feeling a lot of fondness about a very miniscule thing in fbdo but i’m gonna talk about it anyway. i’m thinking about the exchange that cameron and sloane have during the parade scene, in which cam laments about the differences between him and ferris. the thing is, he doesn’t seem to be bitter about this at all, at least not towards ferris. sure, it upsets him, at least somewhat, but it’s more an observation of himself than anything else. rather than harboring the differences between them and having them fuel some sense of resentment, it evidently doesn’t seem to detract from the clear love he has for ferris. it’s something cam has to get out more than anything else, barely even manifesting into something he wants for himself. he doesn’t want to be ferris, he doesn’t want to have what ferris has, he just wants to be different, or at least a little more sure of both himself and everything around him. it’s never gonna make him hate ferris, because it probably stares him in the face almost every time they’re together. no matter what, no matter how much he’s aware of how different they are and how unalike he is from that wonderful, magical quality that ferris possesses, it’s never gonna fester into something more and turn into hate. and that’s clear, because moments later there’s that same fondness that he can share with sloane, that unavoidable awe that comes with him. and i love sloane’s response to him too, because she’s only trying to support him, just offering even the smallest shred of stability both in offering a potential solution and then ultimately joining him in the complete lack of. but she’s there for him completely, even in the silence and just the ability she has to listen (and then in her hugging him which not only is her being there for him physically but once again joining him in the acceptance of their clearly shared lack of a sense of direction), she’s not trying to convince him to be anyone else. she’s not criticizing this in ferris either, of course, because both of them know it to be true like the back of their hands. she doesn’t need cameron to be like ferris or for ferris to avoid being this for the sake of helping cameron feel better--she has no need to, anyway, it’s not an issue for cam either--instead, after offering some guidance, accepting the things that ultimately make cameron who he is. and this, the differences between them and the acceptance of what makes these lines clear, is exactly what’s meant to be. there’s joy in allowing these things to exist, because why would they, really, dwell on the things that they could be fond about instead?
halloween headcanons for everyone’s (or at least my own) favorite ot3!
i’m approaching this with the au in place that they don’t start dating until the summer after senior year/a few weeks up to a month after the events of the film! so they don’t really do the high school party thing in their relationship! that being said, ferris and sloane did go to a few halloween parties while dating in hs, and were always known for their couples costumes that Obviously only a bi guy and girl could pull off! consider: they went as romeo and juliet one year, wearing clothing that resembled shakespearean dress. that’s all you need to know about these two giantic and obnoxious dorks who are literally perfect for one another and also cooler than the population of their high school.
when it comes to halloweens in their relationship though, they tend to stick to themselves/a night in! when they’re in college they sort of try the whole party thing, but it’s really not cameron’s scene, so they sorta abandon it! if the two are really itching to go to a party though, cam will stay home and prep their own party in his dorm while they go out for a bit!
what their parties entail: halloween music! these three love their dance parties, so they always need a soundtrack! the classics everyone loves! the monster mash! psycho killer! highway to hell! werewolves of london! also, horror/halloween movies! none of them are scared of them, although cam can be slightly squeamish when it comes to gore and blood, but he sucks it up most of the time. they end up watching campy halloween flicks more often than not, they’re ferris’s favorite! sloane has a love-hate relationship with slasher movies (hate mostly for the ones that exploit their female protagonists) but she likes the more classic ones! i think that ferris is very adamant about how anti-feminist and sexist a lot of horror movies are, even moreso than sloane is, and it makes cam and sloane laugh. of course they agree, but there’s something totally hilarious about pausing a movie mid-way through only for ferris bueller to rant to you about anti-feminist movies. i think cameron likes thrillers the best! they always have a good time with paranormal movies too. movies bring the Best out of chatty ferris, and they don’t mind, because out of any movie to talk during, why wouldn’t it be during a horror movie in which you bond in yelling hopelessly for the protagonist to make a better decision? fun fact! they all like watching it’s the great pumpkin, charlie brown together early in the evening. it’s a childhood staple for all three of them, and they like to prepare themselves by making big mugs of tea/cocoa/apple cider beforehand, putting on their comfiest sweaters, and cozying up on the couch!
candy preferences!!!!! idk why this brings me so much joy to think about but it does! first off, ferris has an ADAMANT hatred of candy corn. the first time sloane brings it home it becomes a huge Thing because of course, everything is a Thing with ferris. sloane doesn’t really see what the problem is, but this sends ferris into a giant spiel about how much it sucks, which ends with cameron annoyingly trying to hit ferris with said candy corn to shut him up. cameron won’t eat a lot of it anyway because it’s so sugary, so sloane doesn’t find it worth it to get any because it’d just be her having it. however, it becomes an inside joke every subsequent holiday, sloane taunting him with a small amount she’s acquired somewhere. ferris likes chocolate-y candy the best, cameron prefers chocolate candies with caramel, and sloane likes peanut butter and chocolate the best!
costumes! i touched on this slightly in the first hc but i honestly don’t think the trio are going to dress up in costume if they’re just sitting in cam’s dorm/are at home. it’s a thing if they’re having friends over (or if jeanie comes to visit! they like to go full out for her if she’s coming) or if they go out, but it’s not the usual. instead, they still wear like, halloween attire/themed clothing and obviously spend time in their thoroughly decorated living room. if they do dress up, i’ve thought of a few costumes i definitely think they’d try their hand at! i definitely think one year cameron dresses up like a vampire/dracula and like. yes these sweeties are always aware of how beautiful their partners are but the fact that he looks So starkly different from how he normally shocks them in the best way because he looks so awesome and so handsome. almost immediately, after they process their initial shock of how different cam looks, sloane and ferris begin a bit about how they’re just two innocent strangers who somehow showed up at his castle and they “really hope they don’t get turned into vampires by this tall handsome and brooding stranger!” this continues until they’re just hanging out on the couch and watching a movie when ferris lays his head on cam’s shoulder and sloane shouts that his neck is exposed, so she has to “kill” him by stabbing him in the heart with a stake before he turns ferris into a vampire, it’s so incredibly dramatic but cam loves every second of it. as suggested by my friend jon, i think ferris as a zombie baseball player would be a fantastic look. honestly, ferris as any type of jock would definitely make cam and sloane swoon, even though cameron is technically the jock out of the three of them. while this is mildly self indulgent just because i think sloane would rock a suit, i think if sloane went as a magician one year, complete with a top hat of course, i think she’d have so much fun with it! generally i think sloane likes to have a lot of fun with her costumes, and likes to get them super accurate to whatever she’s portraying. i also think that costumes for three people are a bit hard to come by, but for shits i’m gonna explore the advanced taste if the three of them went as brian, sally, and maximillian from cabaret. i think it’d be especially fun if cameron was brian, since technically ferris should be since he’s the one who has a lasting relationship with sally, but let’s be honest with ourselves. who suits a suave stranger like max more than ferris?
traditions! i touched on this also a bit earlier, but i think the trio generally love cooking for one another, so i think they make it a point to make things extra special on holidays! they all probably contribute to cooking the various parts of meals together, but usually one of them (most likely sloane, she’s precise with measurements that baking requires whereas ferris likes to have more fun improvising when cooking) will make dessert! it’s almost always pumpkin cookies, but sometimes a pie will make an appearance! also, i think because these three are incredibly sentimental, a holiday absolutely calls for photos together, even during their mundane halloweens spent at home. they’re brandishing their jack-o-lantern’s, making sure there’s evidence of their costumes when they dress up, and if jeanie is coming over it’s a must. they like having photos of them with her. no one’s quite as much of family as she is! expanding on jeanie, i think if jeanie does come to visit, chances are (it’s a fun spin on a headcanon i made not too long ago) she brings the bueller dog who she’s firmly taken in to their apartment and they end up walking him all together around the neighborhood, admiring the decorations and saying hello to any kids who might be passing through there trick-or-treating! (also jeanie acts like she’s too cool for this, but she’s definitely got some sort of costume on this dog. there’s no way around it.)