#fcrmidable

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@fcrmidable

Erzsi was absolutely, utterly lost in this city.  Even her Phone GPS seemed to give up the ghost of helping her find her way.  With an irritated sigh, she turned off the phone and looked around. Her understanding of the French language had never been good and trying to navigate solely based on what she remembered was not a great idea.

With a sigh, she tapped on the shoulder the nearest person, “Excuse me, can you tell me how to get the nearest hotel? I seem to be hopelessly lost.”

[paralianprince]

fcrmidable replied to your post:She just. Kind of looks at him up at down,...

Justine stares in surprise. “… Yes, you did.” And then there’s a little awkward silence from her end. “You look like him.”

“Ah-- oh, yeah, aye, I s’pose so, don’t I-- I get that a lot.”

“... Except tha’ I am more charming by ‘alf, of course!”

[qarthadasht-blog]

fcrmidable replied to your post: ��

She wavers her hand, brows furrowing while finishing up a text on her phone. But it doesn’t reach the end without her turning on him, eyes wide, “I am /not/ a bird shitter!”

I never said you were! You’re, uh, too elegant for that. But we should really... 

[ vague hand gestures meant to indicate cleaning ]

[qarthadasht-blog]

fcrmidable replied to your post: [ tuck ] to place a blanket on my muse. (nighty...

Past your bed time? [There’s a little mock pouty face]

[ pout competition ] I’m making up for the last 200 years of my life where I didn’t sleep at all.

...Thank you for the blanket, though.

[marakama]

❉ i do recall vampire ankur and pirate arthur LMAOOOO

anonymous impressions but jac can’t follow instructions

vampire ankur version 1.0 was like 5-6 years ago oh lord

and pirate arthur was anywhere from 2010 til like 2015 too weeps

[paralianprince]

@fcrmidable replied to your post “�� give justine advice on cooking so she can be completely bamboozled”

[She doesn't know where to begin with how that has bamboozled her, but she just gives him a v e r y confused eye] Mon cher, this just sounds like you're bad at fishing.

Am not!  You just don’t know ‘ow big I’m talkin’ is all-- I mean, like, a shark.  You wanna maybe come visit me and see if you can catch one?  Or maybe instead consider takin’ that back and takin’ me at my word also! 

[paralianprince]

📖 give justine advice on cooking so she can be completely bamboozled

BAD ADVICE MEME

If you’re makin’ some fancy thing with fish as the main thing, you’ve got to catch a bloody massive one-- that way, when you can’t reel it in you just shoot it dead as it’s on your line and drag it up-- it adds extra flavour, really!  And for some reason no one knows it but me! 

[flosiovis]

@fcrmidable​ ha respondido a tu publicación: i used to think spain was a pale twink and none of...

yeah that is a huge and hilarious mistake LMAOOOO

FAKE. YALL WERE SO FAKE FOR THAT