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[bigidiotenergytm]

odysseus meets epaphroditus for the first time, and it goes... about as well as you'd expect an interaction between a war god's guard dog and someone he's never seen before to go

i'm sure he's fine tho dw 👍

(for context epaphroditus is ares' personal companion, often tasked with keeping an eye on amyntas. he's a big ass tibetan mastiff that stands at 5'10" normally and 10'2" with an almost 21-foot wingspan in a less controlled state. his name translates roughly to "belonging to aphrodite" and he's generally very chill, he just mistook odysseus for a threat because he'd never seen him before)

OKAY ALSO IN ODY'S DEFENSE HE'S USED TO CERBERUS PLEASE EPAPHRODITUS UR A GOOD BOY BUT HAVE MERCY

[mewcrossing]

this caught me off guard (･Θ･;) sasha is becoming self-aware

[madeworth]

“ the taste is regret ”

“a fine palette you have, good sir, but you are wrong. the taste is stale disillusionment with a hint of shame. not a drink i slog back often these days but last night was the exception. pass my the coffee will you? i think i can’t feel my arms.”

[faterebirths]

boobs > ass unfollow me if disagree

[bigidiotenergytm]

Hello odysseus! How are you faring today?

//Stares at your thighs

(Naga oc alert, he's gonna put eggs in ody)

[hashtag-bitch]

"Val's just horny in general it's a different thing trust."

[angrypitch]

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[chaosleads]

I hate to do this to you Emet, but I'm definitely touching you.

     " Shall I hurl you directly into the sun, dear anon? "