As answered previously, for one born with such a flawless and beauteous, tender yet firm skin, I should be met with a challenge, but alas, there is no challenge too great for the Noble Virion bear. A face as wondrous as mine can only properly be cared for under a silvery waterfall of marvelous colour, the legendary falls of Roy G Biv. A wonder of nature which location is known by few, but sought after by many. It is said -and I can confirm it- that the waters themselves create showers of not only dazzling colour, but shimmering doves, soft blooming flowers, and sparkling… sparkles. Those who happen upon it are sworn never to reveal it’s location, lest they be cursed with ugliness for the rest of their days. So hear me, I cannot tell you, nor show you where they lie, I can only continue to appreciate this delicate touch of nature throughout my days.