“I know that you’re upset, because he’s not talking to you as much-”
“-But think about it! Has he ever eaten a fruit before? Do you think he knows what a vegetable is? Do you think he knows the difference between there, their and they’re?”
“He’s not the one! You better go over there and THANK him for not talking to you!”
“You are kind! You are Beautiful! Your ass is fat! You know grammar! What more could we want?? Stop settling for men who aren’t even in your league!”
“I love you. Say it back.”













