#fear the wizarde

[wizards-of-the-relm]

thou hasn’t posted in three days did your apprentice kill ye sire

No,

just the woryms causede me to take a longe recess.

Been spending time with the misses

Thoughtfully,

The wizarde

[wizards-of-the-relm]

I neede a new apprentice she is not a Harde worker…

[wizards-of-the-relm]

GOODE MORROW TO ALLE

~*~✨🫧☂️💜☂️🫧✨~*~

Firstly allowe me to introduce myselfe….

I am knowen as Lorekinn thee wise if thou hast any queries on thee magicalle artes thou hast cometh to thee correct place!!

Aske is alwayes open

I am 2,942 years olde

I knowe the truth behinde thee lord knowne as “muppet joker”

DNI LISTE

no fellow besides thee man knowne as thee muppet jokere and those associated with hime

[wizards-of-the-relm]

Audience,

It is neare that dreaded tyme of yeare

Younglings.. do not become a whore for the one knowen as St Valentine..

If you engage in sexual conduct I Wille finde you and kille you

Sex is evil.

The wizarde

[wizards-of-the-relm]

Audiance,

my apprentice believes me naught to be a true wizarde.

She believes I am delusional, I am naught.

I am a true reincarnation of the wizarde Merlin, Sent by god to guide the chosen.

I may evaporate her this nyght.

pensively,

the wizarde

[wizards-of-the-relm]

i am your biggest fan can i please be a wizard too

no thou must study for thousands of years ande starte by being a apprentaice to a wizarde

[wizards-of-the-relm]

APPRENTICE APPLICATIONS ARE NOWE OPEN GO FORTHE AND SUBMIT THEM TO ME I SHALL DECIDE THE VICTOR RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

APPRENTICE APPLICATIONS

fore those who thinke they are fite to serve mee

[wizards-of-the-relm]

Hello Mr. Wizard sir—how do I get rid of someone? Not harm them in any way I just don’t want to see them anymore

THEE ONLY WAYE TO TRULY GET RID OF SOMEONE WITHOUT KILLING THEM IS

A.) MAKE THEM UTTERLY HATE YOUE

B.) SCROLL OFE BANISHMENTE

GOODE LUCKE