#featemily

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Universalism: Burrito Edition

"All kinds of burritos are my kinds of burritos." -- Emily​, the Beautiful Almost-Birthday Girl

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Existentialism.

"I take selfies primarily to fill the voids emojis have left." -- Emily, philosopher and nihilist.

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My Hats Are Full of Secrets

Emily:  GOSH KAREN

YOU'RE SO STUPID

#meangirls

i know you're not stupid

Karen: it still hurt.

Emily:  if only you were actually anything like karen in mean girls

the references could be so clutch

Karen:  but because i'm not like her, they can be pithy and ironic.

Emily:  which really is much more like you

Karen:  see?

Emily:  yes, sprinklebean

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Dark Teal, I Presume?

Karen: Have you ever had a day where you really liked how your shirt matched your underwear but you couldn’t even tell the world? Because it involved your underwear?

Emily: All the time. Matching underwear in general is a great joy for me.

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A Threat or a Promise?

"Okay, I will not be funny for the rest of the night." -- Emily, no longer wishing to be Tumblr-fodder, and decidedly not getting what she wished for.

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Karen's Summer Boss. Great.

"It was raining so hard I couldn't selfie in the rain. But I did in the car." - Emily