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problemsolvingpanda answered your question: If you could get a life-size cardboard cut out of anyone, who would it be?

My neighbor. Then I put it close the the window he always looks in. Maybe dress it up in lady clothes. Just to freak him the fuck out.

foxruns answered your question: If you could get a life-size cardboard cut out of anyone, who would it be?

Your mom, cuz then I could cut up the cutout and monopolize the cardboard market…cuz she’s so fat and big and stuff..

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summerdearest answered your question: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Luke Skywalker, Indiana Jones, Bill Cosby?

M: Luke Skywalker, F: Indiana Jones, K: Bill Cosby

problemsolvingpanda answered your question: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Luke Skywalker, Indiana Jones, Bill Cosby?

Kill (with a laser gun), Kill (with a whip), Kill (with a Jello Pudding Pop)

grizzzz answered your question: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Luke Skywalker, Indiana Jones, Bill Cosby?

Marry Luke, Fuck Indi, and Kill Bill

Sorry Bill Cosby =(

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jujuberri answered your question: Would you rather lose internet access forever or your sense of smell?

internet access. you need to be able to smell toxic gas, or you might die. the internet can’t help you breathe.

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primaleloquence answered your question: Would you rather lose internet access forever or your sense of smell?

smell

problemsolvingpanda answered your question: Would you rather lose internet access forever or your sense of smell?

smell. because the internet has porn and you can’t smell porn anyway.

defyinggravity22 answered your question: Would you rather lose internet access forever or your sense of smell?

…would it be horrid if i said sense of smell? hahha

You're not alone

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problemsolvingpanda answered your question: What's your dream job?

I can’t believe nobody said Human Resources Manager at Hooter’s yet.

I wouldn't believe it either until you said it

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grizzzz answered your question: Who shot first?

Greedo

thewetz answered your question: Who shot first?

HAN

prophetinplainclothess answered your question: Who shot first?

han

All wrong. It was Alexander Hamilton.

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caterpillar-kisses answered your question: If you saw someone shoplifting, what would you do?

well idk im usually the one doing it….shame on me

fuckyeahloveandsex answered your question: If you saw someone shoplifting, what would you do?

Depends on who they were. If they looked scary, I wouldn’t say shit. If they were someone I didn’t like, probably tell on them.

thewetz answered your question: If you saw someone shoplifting, what would you do?

if it’s from a small or locally owned business, I rat them out. if it’s from a larger corporate store or big box store, then I say nothing.

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grizzzz answered your question: Girls, what would you do if you could have a penis for a day? Guys, what would you do if you had a vagina and boobs for a day?

Take pictures all day long all over the place so people knew it was legit then go back to normal, be called a freak show, then get money

burgaboo answered your question: Girls, what would you do if you could have a penis for a day? Guys, what would you do if you had a vagina and boobs for a day?

Beat off, pee, bounce it around, helicopter, find a girl to suck it