#feedtheredhood

[vigilantesandplayboys-blog]

*climbs into Bruce's work briefcase* Bird go with.

Bruce picked Jaybird up and set him back on the desk.  "No."

[vigilantesandplayboys-blog]

*sits on Bruce's head and tugs at one cowl ear*

Bruce picked up the little bird and set him on the table.

[vigilantesandplayboys-blog]

★

Send me a ‘★’ and I will tell you how my character feels about yours.

Jaybird eats Bruce out of house and home, but it's impossible for him to deny the little guy anything.  He often wishes the real Jason were as innocent as the little bird, and finds peace in letting Jaybird spend time with him in the cave, almost like a replacement for the son he lost.

He's also learned that fowl are no longer allowed on the menu.

[scarletcatharsis]

What like better? Bird or cat?

Birds eat bread crumbs. Cats eat everything else. Birds are easier to get along with so--

[vigilantesandplayboys-blog]

TRUTH THING. WHAT THINK OF BIRD. WHEN MEAN BIRD. ME MEAN ME.

It seems someone slipped my muse a truth serum. send 'truth' followed by a question to get a completely honest answer

"Yes, you."

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feedtheredhood said: 

Bird can be scary! Eagle and hawk? Owl and vulture? Don’t be birdcist.

Birds are not scary.  I've met Owlman.

[scarletcatharsis]

[Sound of Jason whispering yeeeeesssssss ]

[vigilantesandplayboys-blog]

feedtheredhood

"Yes! Food for belly!" Hops onto Bruce’s foot and starts jumping. "Food food food!"

"You already ate a full loaf of bread."