#feetdecor

[halloween-nerd]

03.09.2013

[Got a new camera! Let the hardly posting commence.]

I have a statue of a hobo-pirate-zombie-vampire.

Hobo-pirate-zombie-vampire.

Let that sink in for a moment. Then use this visualization for added effect: 

I'm not quite positive who thought it up, but I have a feeling it was inspired by that guy at the bar who you can clearly tell went last-minute costume shopping. Drunk. "Fuck it, there's booze." (I went as a bloody rabbit 2 years in-a-row, to the same place, with the same people. I'm familiar with that sentiment.)

  "I get the hobo/pirate connection. I can even get behind the zombie thing. but vampire? I just don't see it."

Oh yeah?!

I mean, really. He's even got a personal grassy patch and feet decor. FEET. DECOR.

This was a gift from my boyfriend. To-date, it's the most unusual Halloween figure I own, which is saying a lot and simultaneously makes it awesome. It's going to be difficult to out-weird this one. I only recently acquired it so I haven't had much of a chance to try, but oh buddy, am I going to.

I don't really have much else to add, I just had to show it off so more people know this thing exists in the world. And that I own it, of course.