#fegelein

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Fegelein: Don't overreact. Gunsche, already shoveling dirt onto his grave: I'm not.

[huckpie]

Mostly inspired by the El Risitas/Shocking Interview meme.

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Fegelein: What if I told you I knew a way to make all your problems… disappear? Burgdorf: I’d say that sounds illegal. Burgdorf: I’d also say “go on”.

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Goebbels, greeting Hitler: Good morning my majestic, sharp-witted, brilliant, ingenious, perfect, infallible, immaculate, supremely-capable, resplendent, perspicacious, erudite, splendorous, palatial, illustrious, unerring, monumental, well-endowed, magnificent, exalted, amazeballs, majestic, wait I said that one already, please allow me to start over my Fuhrer-

Fegelein: Nevermind, I found where my thesaurus went.

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Burgdorf, dramatically watching the rain fall on the window, lit cigarette in one hand with a melancholy look on his face: We were born alone and we are destined to die alone as well.

Fegelein: For fuck's sake, Burgdorf, Krebs left three minutes ago to grab food.