incorrect der untergang

I I do not condone hate speech, nor do I support Nazis or fascism. This blog is simply based on a fictional universe set in the Der Untergang (2003 movie) parody universe, seen on YouTube. These are not based off real historical figures, simply their parodies. No rules are violated in this blog because this is fictional and do NOT support nor condone any hate speech. This blog simply exists for fans of the parodies to have a good laugh.

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Hitler: You're fired. Burgdorf: That's homophobic.

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Fegelein I love u so much plz marry me already

- ur biggest fangirl. I'm serious.

Fegelein's first priority would be making Hitler's life hell, so if you can join him with that, I'm sure he'd say yes

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Burgdorf: [banging a pen on the table out of frustration] Krebs: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Burgdorf: I— Burgdorf: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Jodl: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup? Hitler: The afterlife, I guess.

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Krebs: Do we really force you to do things you don't want to do? Gunsche: Yeah, but it's okay. Jodl: How is it okay? Gunsche: I promised myself if I ever got a family I'd do whatever they said. Really, I'm lucky you found me before a cult did.

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Krebs: Til death do us part, right, Burgdorf? Burgdorf: It's cute you think death can separate us.

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Dear Diary. My teenage angst bullshit now has a body count.

Gunsche

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Jodl: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into the room. Burgdorf: Fuck that, I'm not kissing any of you. [Krebs walks in] Burgdorf: Fine I'll do it. Rules are rules.

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Hitler: When I die, my tombstone won’t say RIP, it will say VIP. Fegelein: That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you. Hitler: Yeah, the throne.

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Schenck: They’re children, Hitler! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade! Hitler: The children, Schenck. They yearn for the capes.

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Krebs: Don’t you ever just talk? You know, make conversation to put people at ease? Burgdorf: You mean that I should remark upon the weather before I punch a guy in the face? Krebs: Never mind.

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Fegelein, watching Burgdorf go Insane: Hitler, you're officially only the second highest risk here. Hitler: Hell yeah! I'm gonna— Fegelein: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me like 12 years ago. Never be relaxed, ever. I’m coming.

Hitler

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Goebbels: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Jodl: More like, who am I doing tonight? Goebbels: Jodl: No one. I'm free. What's up?

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In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb things while completely sober, too.

Burgdorf

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Fegelein: Don't overreact. Gunsche, already shoveling dirt onto his grave: I'm not.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second.

Hitler