I’m not about to say Fire Emblem Heroes is definitely a good game, but there’s at least some merit to a game that enables a scenario wherein a gimmicked takeover of a social media account leads to the playerbase collectively preparing itself for the most aggressively exploitative announcement possible, only for the opening salvo to be a quiz that asks if a plurality of the playerbase made the tits-out barrel-chested hawkman from an infamously expensive-to-legitimately-acquire game a cockblocker, a gay cockblocker, or just plain gay.











