#feli bbu

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adevilskimono entered the Host Club

It was Delic's first day on the job and he was still getting use to the madness that is a host club. Many rules needed to be followed and many customers came and went faster than the android could process. It didn't take long for the Queen administrator to pull him from the floor, only for him to be brought to another room. He was sat down and his 'Queen' smiled before looking at the one across from him.

Delic couldn't tell off hand if it was a boy or a girl across from him, but what he did know was that they were beautiful. Magenta eyes showed momentary confusion, but it faded and he straightened up in his seat as his 'Queen' leaned over his shoulder. 'She' whispered something into his ear, his eyes glowing momentarily before they stopped and his 'Queen' left the two of them alone.

"Thank you for requesting my audience. My name is Psychedelic Dreams version 2.0, but you may call me Delic. What is it I can do for you this evening?"

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ooc: ☠ :')

"It’s funny….I never thought that…words would fail me like this….I’m usually good with them…" He reached out his hand, touching her cheek with a weak smile, "There is a feeling in my chest that tells me I did the right thing…but to feel it means that my systems will stop functioning. I’m…" His vision seemed to flicker, errors flashing in his vision. His hand lowered slowly. "Factory System Reset Active….." It took a moment but when he opened his eyes again, they were almost glowing before it dimmed down to their usual magenta. 

"Hello, my name is Psychedelic Dreams 02. Please input a name for me,  my Queen." His smile was one of unaware senses. It was as if he didn’t know her anymore.

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A man goes to the North Pole, presumably doing research. At least that's what he told his family. He actually just wanted to swim in the ocean with the penguins. He got in the water in a penguin looking suit and started to swim with them but didn't see the orca coming. The whale stopped right before he took a bite and said "Man you know it's actually really hot right now and I'm pregnant so I'm really sorry but I gotta do this" and pulled a ukelele out and played God Bless the Queen //moral meme

"And the moral of the story is never tell a lie, especially when it deals with a a penguin suit and and a ukelele playing orca~"