Absurd little kitty, getting into your mischievous situations (such bags must have sprites and mice if you choose to look hard enough), where does the cat nip high begin and where did the red dot go? I know you're thinking "How dost thou dare observe my actions as if I am a fool?" but your tail signals a demand of attention. I know your kind - feline royalty - I make no mistake that I am your entertainment and your servant. But with a face like that it's clear that you just want to be loved more than you want to love me, and that's fine. I give you treats, you give me vomit and cute cat insults. The feeling is mutual and there's no denying you like this cat nip more than you thought you ever would. Because you're a straight laced "health-before-high" kinda kitty, but damn this box is comfortable.
