#felix chats

[melonbeastars]

can someone pls draw melon like this in an Elsa costume singing Let It Go. pls

[synodicsoma]

"You mentioned a mission board. Do you take missions from it often? Who does it benefit?"

⚾️ “The Puppeteer and I take multiple missions a day. Five to six at most and seven or eight if we’re feeling spontaneous.”

⚾️ “It helps both The Puppeteer and I along with the surrounding citizens in the impure area. The Puppeteer gains future experience and puzzle solving skills. I gain increased strength, speed, and I learn some new fight techniques. The land is then corrected and returns to its once pure state.”

⚾️ “… We also gain credits to upgrade our tools and items from Zacharie’s over priced goods. He’s one sleazy son of a €̴̸̧̕͟|͢͡%̧̀̀͞͞

[melonbeastars]

headcanon that whenever baby melon was hiding, mama melon would drag a piece of ribbon on the floor around the house until melon pounced on it like a house cat

[melonbeastars]

me when I see there’s no melon x reader fics in the ao3 tag

[melonbeastars]

me when i hear people talking shit about melon 👀

[melonbeastars]

melon is a twunk, y’all just too afraid to admit it

[melonbeastars]

i want melon to [redacted] my [redacted] plz

[melonbeastars]

@hybridmelon, @melon-boyy and i are all the same age hehehe