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Day 5
I love my fem!Patton design and always will! any fem!sides will always be close to my heart, i love drawing ladies and Patton is my artsy soccer mom that i love
Intruality yuri for the timeline :)))
hello sanders sides fandom. I’ve not written anything for this fandom for 4 years but I was struck with the sudden inspiration for a story!!
loosely inspired by phantom of the opera ( but I wanted to write more female characters so I made… most of the sides female, apart from Roman and Remus who between them take on the role of raoul)
Best friends Royality and platonic intruality
here’s the first chapter, ao3 link in a reblog!!
Chapter 1 - Think of Me
The year was 1881, the Paris Opéra Populaire just been purchased by new owners in hopes of saving it from bankruptcy, and simply nothing was going to plan. She was only meant to be the ballet mistress, but in the recent tumultuous period Logan Giry had taken on all kinds of administrative duties, dealing with the accounts (she had no idea it was even possible to accumulate so much debt), tidying the store cupboards, liasing with the heads of publicity, the cleaning staff, other people she had previously not known were even employed by the theatre where she had worked for the past few decades. After weeks of working tirelessly since the previous owner retired with almost no warning, she didn’t feel like she had even scratched the surface of the opera house’s many problems, but whatever she had done would simply have to be enough, for the new owners were coming to inspect it that very day.
Having arrived to work very early, she prepared to enter via the foyer door. She smoothed her navy blue skirt and adjusted her glasses before taking a very deep breath, bracing herself for what she would encounter inside. She had found a blackboard backstage and used it to write out an elaborate plan with clear instructions for everyone to play their part in making the place look presentable. As she pushed open the great doors, it seemed like all her efforts had been to little avail.
The first thing she saw was the backstage team carrying far more props than they could reasonably hold, inevitably dropping them all over the place. She quickly moved to pick up some of the more breakable ones, before speaking to one of the young men.
“Monsieur, what is going on, I thought I said all the props were to be tidied away?”
“There’s no space for them, Madame, we tried and tried but they couldn’t all fit, so we’re just putting them outside round the back for now -“
“But these scarves are silk, and it looks like rain!” she protested.
“They must be put back in the cupboard at once!”
The lad shrugged, before nonchalantly turning around and shuffling towards backstage. Logan had not been in the building two minutes and she already wanted to tear out large strands of her hair.
She waded through the sea of props towards the stage, intending to briefly check on the singers rehearsing before going to do her actual job of teaching the dancers. When she opened the auditorium door, instead of gorgeous opera singing she instead heard the unmistakable sound of a woman crying, the loud, heaving sobs filling the entire room. It did not take her long to find the source, though she could have reliably guessed it.
Virgil Giudicelli, the infamous soprano who sang at the Opéra Populaire, their ticket sales having more than doubled from the moment she so courteously agreed to grace them with her flawless soprano voice, stood centre stage in an ornate purple dress, blowing her nose on a handkerchief someone had handed her as her dark eyeshadow ran all down her face. Some of the dancers were watching this display with expressions of curiosity, though not without a hint of mild terror.
Logan fought back from sighing the biggest sigh she had ever sighed, was itching to ask her what on earth the matter was this time and tell her to pull herself together, however instead she bit her tongue and forced a sympathetic smile.
“Signora, please tell me what ails you?”
“Thank goodness you are here, Giry, you will bring these utter idiots into line, I am sure!” she ranted as Logan ascended the last of the steps to the stage.
With great effort of will she kept her pleasant demeanour.
“I will do my best, however I cannot help you if I do not know what the matter is,” Logan said kindly.
“It is the nitwits in your costume department!”
“This is not actually my theatre,” fell out of her mouth before she could stop herself.
Virgil did not seem to have heard her anyway. “I asked for purple sapphires on the trim of my dress, and they have added amethysts. Everyone knows that is bad luck!”
Logan had never heard anyone say that in her entire life.
“Though I can hardly imagine how that must distress you, I am afraid it cannot be fixed before tonight. But who could care with a voice like yours? I am sure everyone will be far too mesmerised by your singing to look at the details of your dress! Only imagine how impressed our new owners will be when they walk through that door and the first thing they hear is you singing,” Logan drawled in a desperate attempt to get her to return to rehearsing with her fellow cast.
“You flatter me, Madame, and perhaps there is even an element of truth in what you have said. Alright, I shall -“
“Signora, look out!”
Logan noticed the great red stage curtain falling from above them and shoved Virgil to one side, her sharp reflexes the only thing saving the singer from a nasty injury or worse. She screamed, once in terror and then again in outrage as she lifted the curtain up, ducking under to rejoin Logan on the audience side.
The ballet mistress heard a few whispers of “it’s the ghost,” or “the Phantom must have done it,” no doubt coming from the dancers who had witnessed the incident.
“This is completely unacceptable!” Virgil screeched. Logan wasn’t entirely sure who this was directed at.
“Giry, you need to fix this!”That answered her question.
“Signora, I’m just the ballet mistress, I’ve been helping run the theatre in the interim. I don’t see what I can do about this, I can tell them to be more careful -“
“It’s not the nitwits up there! You’ve worked here for years, Madame, you must have heard the legends -“
“That mere idea is preposterous,” Logan dared to interrupt her.
“I know you’re not a fool. You know just as well as I do something queer is happening in this theatre, something that isn’t natural. It needs to be dealt with,” she almost hissed, her hand shaking slightly as she jabbed a finger at Logan.
“Until that happens, this does not happen!” she declared, before flouncing off the stage. Madame Giry had no doubts she would come back before the show later that night - this was not the first time, nor, regrettably, would it be the last. Logan could only hope she knew her lines, for she doubted they would see Virgil again in rehearsal today…
She was distracted from her thoughts by someone clearing his throat in the audience. She turned to see two men dressed like the height of fashion. The man on the left removed his tinted spectacles to address her.
“Bonjour, Madame, my greatest apologies if this is a bad time, but you must allow me to introduce myself.”
She simply dreaded to think how long they had been stood there watching. Logan was not prone to the vapours, but even she felt a little queasy knowing that, as well as the utter chaos happening in the foyer and the curtain nearly injuring a performer, the new owners had just witnessed the lead soprano storm out of the theatre in outrage.
“I am Monsieur Remy Firmin and this is Monsieur Dice André. We are the new owners of the Paris Opéra Populaire. And who might you be, Madame?”
“A thousand apologies for the state you find us in, Messieurs. My name is Logan Giry, I teach ballet here.”
As she spoke Logan had rushed to meet them in the auditorium. M. Firmin now bent down and kissed the back of her right hand, as was polite.
“A real pleasure to make your acquaintance, Madame.”
“Might I venture to ask what is happening here?” M. André put in. “It seems your lead soprano has done a runner on you!”
If Logan didn’t want to avoid tempting fate, she would ask how this could possibly get any worse. Maintaining her composure, though she knew not how, she responded, “Signora Giudicelli is a real talent to behold, but there is always a price to pay when working with such high-profile stars, they are anxious to have things done a certain way. We are not unused to this, I am sure she will return before the opening show tonight, have no fear Messieurs.”
But Logan was saved the humiliation of listening to M. André’s response by the arrival of two more men in the room. Both with the same piercing green eyes, they wore pristine tailcoats and matching cravats. The man who wore the red cravat had tied it a good deal neater and was clean shaven, while the one with the green cravat had a thick brown moustache and a shock of premature white in his hair. These were, respectively, the Vicompte and Duc de Chagny, Remus having been bestowed with the more distinguished title of Duke due to his being born seven minutes earlier. Messieurs Firmin and André beamed at them.
“Madame, it is an honour to present to you our donateurs, the Vicompte and Duc de Chagny.”
Logan dropped into a low curtsey as both men introduced themselves to her. As all the expected formalities were exchanged, Logan hoped that neither man remarked the perspiration on her hands.
The five stood staring at each other, not one of them having the faintest clue what to say until the Duc broke the silence.
“So, who’s the lady outside with all the luggage, looking like she’s moving out?”
The Vicompte shot him a sharp glare. Logan wanted to combust there on the spot. So Virgil really had been serious this time in her talk of leaving the opera house.
It was not often that Logan was wrong, though it was bound to happen once in a while. And this really was an unfortunate time for it to happen.
“Seriously, who is this diva, does no one know?” the Duc continued, completely oblivious to his brother’s checking of his manners. Logan tried to talk, but her words caught in her throat. M. André stepped in.
“I believe you must refer to Virgil Giudicelli, the lead soprano, who, it now seems, is certainly not coming back.”
The man’s harsh stare caused Logan to practically fold in on herself.
“What is to be done, Madame Giry? Should we cancel the show immediately? Refund all the tickets? If that is our course of action, we must make haste about it.”
Impossible. Logan knew for certain that the opera house could not afford that.
“Hold on just a moment, my good man, is there not an understudy who can fill the role?” Roman (the Vicompte) suggested.
M. Firmin laughed out loud. “An understudy? For Virgil Giudicelli? If you would like to try and find one, my dear fellow!”
It was true. There was no understudy. No one else could fill that role in time. Unless…
“Then what is to be done about this mess? I declare I feel a fit of the vapours coming on.” Remy Firmin began to hyperventilate, clutching one of the theatre seats for support.
“I have an idea.” Logan’s clear voice cut through the fast descent of the men into hysterics.
“If you will excuse me for a moment, s’il vous plait.”
—-
The twenty five ballet dancers who lived, practised and worked at the opera house had been listening to this entire exchange, lined up with their ears against the curtain. Most of their whispering consisted of exclamations of utter disbelief that Nobility was present, here in the Opéra Populaire! A Duc, and a Vicompte too!
One young woman was more shocked than all the rest of her peers. Twenty-one-year-old Patton Daaé wore a pale blue romantic tutu skirt, slightly nicer than most of the others’ costumes as she had been due to perform a solo. She had very dark hair in long, shiny ringlets, as well as very dark eyebrows and brown eyes that shone with the joy of, after all these years, hearing once again the voice of her childhood best friends, especially Roman was most dear to her heart. She turned to beam at her friend next to her.
“Emile, I know them both!”
“You do?” she said, a little too loud, causing Patton to press her finger to her friend’s lips.
“Yes, we played together as children.”
“Perhaps he shall spot you when we perform later!”
“If we perform.”
“It doesn’t seem likely, does it…” Emile gave a disappointed sigh.
“No. And besides, it was all so long ago, I doubt they would recognise me…”
Logan tutted and shook her head when she saw what they were doing. As soon as they took notice of their Mistress, the entire troupe gathered around her, standing in fifth position, awaiting her instruction as though they were still performing later, giving no indication that they had heard the conversation which had just occurred. Logan did not find it difficult to join in on the act.
“My students, there is much to do before the performance tonight. There has been a … change of plans regarding the singers’ rehearsal so we now have the stage to ourselves. Let us begin with the big number in Act Three. Take your places, please, make haste. Monsieur, raise the curtain, please!” she called to the workers in the rafters who operated the lights and such.
She knew her dancers would do her proud, hopefully in seeing the ballet the new owners and their sponsors would realise not every part of the show had been destined to be a complete disaster. She confessed to being a little disappointed when, as the curtain rose, she saw the Duc and Vicompte had left already. Still, she could show Firmin and André she wasn’t a total failure.
“From the top, everyone! Apart from you, Patton. I’d like to talk to you a moment.”
Patton looked shocked, but followed her nonetheless into one of the wings.
“Madame,” she began, “I really was shocked to hear you say to Signora Giudicelli that you’re “just” the ballet mistress. You really didn’t have to do all this, tidying the theatre, running the accounts - I’m not sure the theatre’s finances would still be afloat if it weren’t for you! Everyone should appreciate you more.”
“That is very kind of you, Patton, but there are more pressing matters at hand,” said Logan swiftly. “I understand from what you just said that you heard the conversation that just transpired between me and our… new owners?”
“Yes, I must admit we were listening… Madame Giry, what is your great idea?” Patton stared at her as though she held all the wisdom in the world.
“My child, pray do not be nervous when I say what I am about to say, but give it serious consideration. I have heard you time and time again singing around the theatre, and I know you possess a lovely voice.”
Patton’s face fell, quickly turning pale as she realised what she was about to be asked.
“I understand you have also been receiving singing tuition in your free time?”
“Yes, Madame.”
“From whom?”
For the first time in the conversation, Patton lost eye contact with her teacher.
“I do not know the name, Madame,” she mumbled, staring at the floor.
“Look, it does not matter. I know you are capable of this, Patton.”
She had never tried to sing any of Signora’s songs, that would be incredibly disrespectful to such a great star. But she had sung other songs that were in a similar sort of range, and she knew the opera they were rehearsing by heart from having heard it so much. She didn’t doubt that she could achieve the notes required for the role if she gave it a try. But she was no Prima Donna, she was merely a chorus girl! Lucky to even be that after having been orphaned at age seven.
“I’m not good enough, Madame, I’ll only disappoint you.”
“Now that is an utter falsehood. I’ve heard you.“
Logan realised she had been taking the wrong approach. But she wasn’t going to give in.
“Patton, if you cannot do this for yourself, could you please do it for me? If this show fails, it is highly likely that the new owners will dismiss me from my post, we’ll be forced to refund everyone, it may just bring the Opéra Populaire to ruin. Please come with me and sing for the owners. It would only be until we can find someone else, if you truly do not wish it.”
After hearing this, Patton did not hesitate. “Fine, Madame. For you. I don’t like the thought of all those people looking only at me.”
Logan could not help but sigh with relief. “You truly have a good heart, Patton. Now come with me.”
——
Both women took a deep breath before they stepped out into the auditorium, Patton clinging to Logan’s arm.
“Splendid ballet, Madame!” said M. Firmin, smiling at her across the room.
“Merci beaucoup, Monsieur,” Logan replied. “Allow me to present Mademoiselle Patton Daaé. She had singing lessons in her youth and I know she has competency enough to take on this role.”
M. André stared at Patton over the top of his half-moon spectacles. Logan felt her student’s grip on her arm tighten.
“No relation, I assume, to the late pianist?” André asked.
Patton smiled and let go of Logan’s arm. “He was my father. Did you know him?”
“I knew of him, though I’m sad to say we never met. Was it he who taught you to sing?”
“Yes,” was what Patton thought Madame Giry would want her to say.
“If you don’t mind, Mademoiselle, we would all like to hear you before we make our final decision.”
“What about the Aria from Act Two?” Logan suggested, both to Patton and to the orchestra seated below the stage.
“Yes, Madame.” Patton nodded and moved up the stairs, where her fellow dancers were just finishing their number. The two owners clapped enthusiastically.
“Well done, all of you, take a break for a few minutes!” said Logan, smiling genuinely for the first time all morning.
The dancers ran off in all directions and, for the first time ever, Patton was alone on the opera house stage. It had never seemed so big.
It was sort of true that Patton’s father had taught her to sing. Every evening in their terraced house on the other side of the Seine, M. Daaé would play songs on his piano and his young daughter, sometimes the Duc and the Vicompte as well, would sing along with him.
Not anymore though. Nowadays she only sang when she was alone, taking refuge in a small room deep in the lower levels of the theatre, doing her best to remember her father and the songs they used to sing together, though the memory of his soft baritone voice grew more distant with each year of Patton’s life that went by.
She had thought, at least, that she was alone in that room. Nonetheless an audience of three was the largest she had ever had before, and as she began the first note she hoped the owners did not notice her legs shaking underneath her tutu skirt.
As the song went on, Patton’s nerves dissipated a little. She began to think less about singing the notes, and more about telling the story, even adding a little flourish on the last note that was not written in the score. When the music finished, she left the stage immediately, before the owners had even finished their applause, unused to that feeling of being watched. She could only hope she had done enough.
“Madame, she is simply marvellous!” Firmin exclaimed. “She must be cast! We will have our show after all!”
She must have done alright, then.
——
Later that night, Patton was surrounded by friends all whispering “bonne chance” to her as they added the final touches to her attire. A beautiful white dress which trailed behind her on the floor. Emile and Madame Giry had done her hair and makeup. She felt like royalty. She must be dreaming. She was on in two minutes.
——
Up in the heavens of the theatre, in the box closest to the stage, sat the Duc and the Vicompte. Roman gasped as Patton walked out onto the stage, recognising her instantly by her thick dark curls, the likes of which he had never seen since. He had often thought about his childhood friend, wished to find her again, though in his head she was still the little girl he used to play with. He hadn’t thought about the fact she’d be a woman now. An incredibly capable one, he thought as she started to sing. As soon as he heard her voice, Remus was shaking his brother’s shoulders.
“Ro, Ro! Do you recognise who that is?”
“Yes, Remus, calm down!” he shook his head, sighing fondly.
“Oh, I am so endlessly glad that diva decided to walk out! Go Patton!” he almost shouted. Luckily she did not hear, for it would have startled her to the point of putting her off singing.
“Shush, Remus!” Roman hissed, aware of the stares they were receiving from the box next to them.
“You can tell her how proud you are after the show. We’ll go to meet her and formally re-introduce ourselves. For she may not remember us, but I remember her.”
Hope you enjoyed!! I have the whole thing planned out so If u wanna read more yell at me and I’ll write more
Edit: here’s chapter 2!!
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You could say it’s just the way you are, make a new excuse another stupid reason? Good luck, babe?
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Hiding Eyes
For @dukexietyweek Day 7: Soulmate (Ao3) (login required)
Word Count:2797
Rating: T
Characters: Remus, fem Patton, fem Janus, Virgil
Warnings: mtf Virgil, genderbend, background moceit, sex mention, alcohol
In a world where you have one of your soulmate's eyes and can see what they're seeing if you cover your borrowed eye, it should be easy to find your soulmate. Unless you can't see anything when you try and get a look. Remus, a movie star, is unfortunate that he can't see anything. He's ready to give up hope until a chance meeting at his oldest friend's drag show.
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Sometimes it was hard to look for a soulmate even though they had one of your eyes. If they covered the borrowed eye they could see what you were looking at. For Remus, it was a lot harder to tell.
He was happy to be finished with his latest movie and wanted to either sleep or get smashed. At least this one wasn't some trashy romcom where he'd have to play straight. It was a trashy macabre romcom where he had to play bi, Cthulhu in Love , and he was the lead! He was just glad that he didn't have to sit in makeup for hours to get his face tentacles done that day and instead just put on a fake beard to match his mustache. And he had the next day off!
Remus carefully removed the color contact from his right eye and closed his eyes. All he could see was darkness but it was nice, sometimes the light was too much. He sighed, not bothering to just cover his right eye to catch a glimpse of his soulmate's world. He never saw anything. Sometimes he wondered if he even had a soulmate.
He wouldn't be surprised if he didn't, he was aro and he didn't really want to enter some one-sided romance if he could help it. But it would be nice to at least see who got stuck with him. He knew he was a lot to handle.
"Hey, Remus?" someone called to him from the other side of the door. Remus got up with a grunt and opened it to reveal his costar, Pat, and she looked worn out.
"What's up Patty-cake?" he asked and leaned against the door frame.
"Sorry if I'm bothering you, I just thought you might want to get some dinner and see Janice's performance tonight," Pat said and played with her hoodie strings. Remus couldn't really say no, he wanted to see his childhood bestie's drag performance even if she spent the rest of the night with her soulmate.
"Give me five minutes to get dressed and then we can party!" he grinned, "If you want to watch me strip you can come in!" Pat shook her head and smiled sweetly.
"I'm spoken for. I'll be here when you're ready!"
"One of us has to be," Remus shrugged.
"You have a soulmate, little mister, and I will fight you if you say you don't!"
"You can't win on an empty stomach!" Remus jeered, "And Jan would get off seeing you beat me up!"
"Remus," she scowled and adjusted her glasses.
"I'll be right out!"
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Remus was incognito, hiding his skunky bangs with a beanie and his body in a hoodie and baggy pants. Pat wasn't as hidden as they entered the bar, reeking of McDonald's. It wasn't terribly crowded, but still full and dimly lit. Remus could see the low stage and the lights. It would be a good show.
"If you save me a seat, I'll get the drinks," Remus suggested.
"Okay, can you get me a Hemingway Champagne, please?" she said brightly. Remus ruffled her hair and laughed before sauntering to the bar.
Remus moved like he was the hottest thing in the world and leaned against the bar with a winning smile. The bartender got one look at him in his bum attire and sighed. She was pretty, with long purple hair that covered her right eye and half of her glasses. She had deathly pale skin that looked more pallid paired with her black hoodie.
"Hey there gorgeous!" Remus cooed and motioned her over. She moved towards him reluctantly and crossed her arms.
"I thought I told you I'm not doing it. I'm not falling for it."
"Falling for what?"
"Don't play dumb, Roman. A fake mustache and a pale blue color contact are not going to convince me that you're Remus."
"So you know the boring theater twin!" Remus laughed, "I'm sorry for you, girl!" The bartender's visible eye went wide and she shook her head.
"I'm not going to kill him, I'm not going to kill him," she sighed as her cheeks turned pink.
"That's my job! And here I thought Roman didn't have hot friends!"
"Are you gonna order or waste my time?" she huffed.
"Can I get a Death in the Afternoon and Alligator Sperm? And if you have to spit in one, aim for the gator! Pattycake doesn't deserve my hate," Remus said brightly before he noticed her eye. It was the same brown-green hazel as his.
"Anything else or do you need to stay sober for your next shoot?"
"That's all for now. How did you know I'm shooting a new movie?"
"Jan. She always gushes about her soulmate being a movie star and working with you all the time. I haven't told anyone if you're trying to keep an industry secret or something," she shrugged, not exactly telling the whole truth, but Remus couldn't be sure.
"It's not really a secret, just not well known. I'm sure it's all over my fan pages! I can't hide from them, not that I want to—they're why I have what I do."
"It's not because you have talent or anything," she scoffed and rolled her eyes. Remus snickered and bobbed his head back and forth.
"Talent? Half the time I don't even speak in my fun movies! It's my hot bod and creepy mannerisms that sell those! I mean it was the fans that petitioned for me to play the creature in Frankenstein. I wasn't considered since I'm not a tall brooding goth prince, but it's my best performance, and I have the fans to thank for that."
"You were better in Cuttle as a tentacle monster. Even if the fanart got weird. I needed to bleach my eyes."
"Is that why you cover your soul eye?"
"I keep one eye covered because it's light sensitive, because of genetics," she said flatly and got to work on the drinks, avoiding eye contact.
"Do you put eyeshadow and liner on both sides?" Remus asked. She moved her bangs to reveal that she had an eye patch on her glasses.
"There's no point. Anything else or are you going to give your friend her drink?"
"Oh Pat! Right! We're both here for Janice, or should I say, Dante Infernal! You got me there! Can I get your name before I go? Hot bartender isn't a good name."
"Violetta, but you can call me Vi," she said shyly and slid him both drinks. Remus beamed and took them.
"Thanks! I like that name! Maybe I'll see you around!" he said and trotted off to find Pat.
Of course, when he found her, she was with Janice in a more secluded booth, giggling and flirting with the drag king. It was so easy for Dante Infernal to charm anyone with his wry smirk and gentlemanly wiles. It was cute but Remus was not interested in third wheeling just yet. He was too sober to deal with any romance.
"Should I get you a second straw to share?" he teased and set her drink on the table. Pat giggled and beamed at him.
"Thank you so much Ree!"
"Hello Remus, I'm surprised you haven't snapped anyone up yet," Janice teased. Remus shrugged and took a swig of his curdling drink.
"I just got here, give me some time!" he laughed, "And maybe I want to be a good friend first!" Janice chuckled as he downed the rest of his drink.
"So you're going to give me a few dollars and sulk at the bar this time?" she hummed knowingly as Pat sipped her drink.
"Maybe," he pouted, "As long as the hot bartender doesn't get tired of me!"
"Violetta? Oh, darling, if she figures out you're you, you might get tired of her . She's a huge fan of your horror movies, and your butt."
"Really? I mean my ass is perfect but she didn't seem interested in it! She's got the big tiddy goth girlfriend vibe so it checks out that she'd like those movies!"
"She certainly does, even before her top surgery she was gifted," Janice said bitterly.
"Your tiny titties are cute!" Pat cooed and hugged her. Jan nuzzled her hair and kissed her cheek. Remus blinked and stared at them both. He was still too sober for this.
"I'm gonna go back and get another drink."
"Remus, don't drink too much, okay?" Pat pouted. Remus flicked his wrist at her and pulled a few bills from his pocket.
"Don't have too much rockin sex, okay?" he retorted and handed the money to Jan. She knew that meant he wouldn't be close by when she performed. She also knew that Pat was flustered, so she waved Remus off to do whatever he was planning.
Remus waved impishly and went back to the bar, this time hopping on a stool and setting his empty glass down. Vi glanced at him and sighed.
"Finished already?"
"Yeah, can I get another one?" he asked and wiggled his eyebrows as she took the glass.
"Not for a while. I'm not letting you get drunk, pretty boy. Your romcom fans will eat you alive."
"I'd rather my horror fans did. Literally!" he jeered, "You know you want to!"
"Do I?" she asked and set the glass on a tray to go through the wash.
"Well you've got Jennifer's body, so why not enjoy a snack?"
"What?" she snorted and turned around.
"Is your name Megan because damn you're foxy!" Remus purred with a goofy grin.
"Shouldn't you save that for your soulmate?" she said with a snicker. Remus wanted to hear her laugh more.
"I don't think I have one, I'm aro and I don't see anything when I do the eye thing," he said with a shrug, "I don't mind. If I had one, they'd have to deal with the paparazzi, my schedule, and me!"
"Being aro doesn't mean you don't have a soulmate, I can tell you that much. Blind people exist. And maybe don't treat yourself like a problem. It doesn't help anyone," Vi replied and leaned on the bar across from him.
"I'm a lot to handle, but I'm a lot of sexy fun too," Remus giggled, "So you're aro spec, huh? And you have a soulmate?"
"Yeah, but the universe hates me so I don't look anymore. They're only interested in men. But you're not here to listen to my problems."
"I don't mind, I'm curious—what idiot wouldn't want a babe like you?" he said and held his chin in his hands.
"Some idiot I knew of in school who's in the film industry now. Roman thinks you might know them, I'm pretty sure you do."
"Can I see your other eye? It could help me figure out who they could be. And I kinda just want to see both eyes."
"I'm gonna regret this," Vi sighed and moved her bangs. She lowered her glasses and bit her lip, trying not to squeeze her eyes shut in the dim light.
Remus gasped when he saw that familiar pale blue iris staring at him. He slapped his hand over his right eye and saw a blurry version of himself gawking and covering his eye. His hand fell to his side and he shook with so much excitement he had no idea how to release it.
"Remus?" Vi asked hesitantly and readjusted her glasses. She was regretting that choice.
She yelped when he grabbed her face and kissed her like he would die without her lips.
"Holy shit!" Vi gasped and lurched back. Her lips were tingling and she was staring at Remus in shock.
"I know I should've asked first," he said softly, "I wasn't thinking."
"But you—"
"Love is love, no matter how romantic or platonic or alterous. And I could see myself falling headfirst in a vat of battery acid for you, no romance required."
"You don't have to do that," she said with a shy laugh. Remus beamed, proud that he could bring that sound out of her.
"So we went to school together, and you were too shy to say anything to me, huh?"
"You were—are so confident and bold, and you had friends, it was intimidating, and I was really just a nobody with self esteem issues and I avoided you as much as I could. The easiest way to do that was spending time with Roman."
"Hmm, well it would be really funny if you were the hot emo who always had headphones and a spiderweb backpack! I had such a mesh it was embarrassing!"
"Oh god," Vi groaned and went bright red, "I still have that backpack."
"Okay now I definitely need your number and I need to take you on a date!" Remus laughed, "I can be covert if you like!"
"Please? I don't need the paparazzi tearing into me because I'm an edgy trans woman."
"The only one tearing into you is gonna be me!" Remus jeered. Vi shook her head and readjusted herself.
"Go watch the show, my shift is over in five so I'll find you, before Jan can rub it in," Vi said, "And don't think you're gonna be the one tearing into anyone."
"I'm looking forward to proving Pat right! And getting to know you!" Remus grinned and waved impishly before trotting off to join his co-star.
Unfortunately for Remus, he missed Janice's performance, but he was able to take his seat by the lovers without drawing attention to himself.
"There you are, Remus," Jan hummed and ran her fingers through Pat's hair, "finally tired of your biggest fan?"
"Nope! I just wanted to check in on you and tell you that I owe Pattycake a puppy!"
"You found your soulmate!" Pat gasped and sat up. Remus nodded excitedly with a bright grin. Pat squeaked and hugged him, far too excited to contain herself.
"Did you meet them or did you finally see something?" Pat squealed, "Do you know what they look like? Are they handsome?"
"Darling, let him breathe," Janus hummed, "One question at a time."
"I finally got to see and I met my soulmate," Remus giggled and shimmied excitedly. Pat was so happy, hanging off his every word. Jan was more interested in the figure looming towards them.
"And she is the most beautiful woman with the most sultry voice and she could burn me alive with her stare!" Remus gushed, and swooned, leaning into the seat, "And I want her to step on me."
"That's no way to describe someone to your witnesses," Vi said and sat next to Remus. Remus leaned against her and beamed.
"Well, this is an unexpected twist," Jan hummed with a smirk. Vi flipped her off and flipped her hair over her shoulder.
"Sounds like you expected it," Remus giggled and wrapped his arm around Vi. She leaned against him and placed her hand on his thigh.
"I did, but I didn't expect you to be so, adoring," Jan hummed. Remus shrugged.
"It's not romantic adoration, it's all about power, beauty, the macabre, personal connection, and lust!"
"Lust?" Pat squeaked and inched closer to Jan.
"I'm a horny little bastard!" Remus giggled, "And it takes a lot to tame me!"
"I doubt it," Vi jeered.
"You would be the first to say that!" Remus jeered.
"Wait until your brother hears!" Pat gasped, looking for any reason to change the topic.
"He's known since high school. He'll be insufferable," Vi sighed, "More insufferable than Remus' rabid fans who hate his soulmate because he's not theirs and he won't ever see them like that."
"They what?" Remus gasped.
"They're usually kids. They get over it. Online I actually like to claim that yes, your soulmate is a raging bitch who would whip you and make you beg for the tiniest scrap of love," Vi said with a tiny smirk.
"You shouldn't be so mean to yourself, and you shouldn't lie just to belittle yourself either," Pat pouted. Vi shrugged and glanced at Remus. He was fighting back a fit of giggles.
"I'm not lying," she said softly. Remus' jaw dropped before a gleeful giggle escaped him.
"You really are my soulmate! Please tell me you have more than just whips and begging in mind!" he squealed and kissed her cheek, pulling her closer.
"I'll tell you more about it when we go on a real date."
"There's a nice diner that Jan and I go to, it's quaint and it doesn't have a pretty face, and it's open 24/7," Pat suggested.
"Are you free tonight?" Remus asked.
"No. I'm supposed to be going to a diner with my soulmate," Vi teased. Remus laughed brightly. Yeah, he was more than happy with his soulmate.
Wanted to draw some of @princey-daisy ‘s cuties Payton and Rita!! i love these two 💚💙
Fem!Patton is a butch lesbian and Fem!Janus is a femme lesbian. No I will not elaborate





