This week I'm baptizing myself for the love of Femme
I pledge not to wear pants until December 26th
I pledge to masturbate at least once a day.
I pledge to wear make up everyday until December 26th.
I pledge to get whatever the fuck I want out of people.
I pledge to buy my mom the best fucking Xmas gift I've ever bought her.
I pledge to carry out my obligations to my father.
I pledge to rewrite my FetLife profile and delete my SeekingArrangement account.
I pledge to bake cookies this week. Two batches: Ginger and holiday.
I pledge to buy myself something by Decemeber 26th.
I pledge to be happy all this week.






