Tampon comercial: opens on the Congress voting down equal pay. The door slams open. A wolf howls in the distance an army of women in centurion armor pour in. And I'm talking hella women. Skinny women trams women fat women built women little women dude lookin women hella fine women like women. They slam through the Congress. Leader woman drops onto a chair at the front. Blood spattered and leg thrown over the arm like a throne. She looks into the camera and says "because the only blood you should be covered in is the blood of the patriarchy."
A congressman looks up from the ground and mutters "you're only doing this because it's your time of the month."
She Jim from the Offices the camera.








