#fembit

[1m-m0r4l]

I’ve been around for a million years

No matter how hard you try you can’t fuck with this

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I should be studying lol

[skullbowz]

When u see a femBIT drawing and instead of drawing nina the killer they give Evan titties so u know that they don’t know banger 😔😔😔

[beyond-the-rabbit-hole]

What if women??? What if??? Stephbit content pls!!!! (Also if you include Fembit my head will literally explode and it will kill me instantly)

Girls Night

Features: Fembit, Stephbit, Northstar Warnings: None

A girls night with Stephbit includes lots of things. Snacks, movies, caving in skulls, giggling over cat videos, but the best part is very clear;

Doing Northstar’s nails!

“We should do em’ red.” Stephbit mused, holding one of his hands. “It’ll look real nice… Actually, how about we do ours red too, let’s match.” She grinned.

“Oooh, That sounds fun!” Fembit sang out, picking up the little nail polish bottle.

Northstar wasn’t exactly there by choice, but he allowed this bullshit. If nothing else, it did bring a little amusement to the banal nature of the Skull when Loathesome was prancing about. “Do I have any say in this?”

“Nope!” “Absolutely not darling~”

“Mmh, figured as much. Well, if you insist on painting my nails red, then I am going to do your eyeshadow red.”

Fembit blinked, laughing lightly. “Pardon?”

“I have a daughter, I know how to do eyeshadow.”

“Well well, then by all means darling!”

Stephbit snickered, deciding to paint Fembit’s nails while Northstar did her eyeshadow. “Stay still, alright? I don’t wanna accidently spill this on the carpet, Loathesome will throw a hissy fit. Like he totally doesn’t drag corpses in here and smear god knows what on it or anything. No no, we must keep it pristine!”

The pair got to share a laugh, with Northstar doing his damn best not to fuck up Fembit’s eyeshadow. He doesn’t exactly want to meet the business end of whatever weapon she’s packing right now, be it a knife or otherwise. “Stop moving.”

“Make me!”

Northstar fell into what is commonly known as the ‘Dad deadpan’.

Fembit on the other hand, burst into another fit of giggles with Stephbit. “You’re making yourself look so old!” “Awww look at his frown lines!” “Did we upset you?” “Peepaw is mad!”

[1m-m0r4l]

Hey *toxic yuris your toxic yaoi*

[beyond-the-rabbit-hole]

*really tiny voice in the distance*

Hey can we hear more about northstar i rlly like im

Papa Bear

Features: Northstar, random sacrificial Habit, mention of Bonnie Warnings: Mild violence

Crunch!

“Fifth time this week.” Northstar grumbled, stomping through the skull of a Habit that had decided to trespass on his property. Having Bonnie… It made him a bit of a target. He hadn’t eaten her, so a lot of other Habits seemed to think that made him weak or something. Well, it’s not his fault this one decided to step on a bear trap. Hauling the Habit up over his shoulder, he shook his head a bit. Well, now he has to get this thing dealt with before Bonnie wakes up from her nap. He isn’t going to bring it in the house, so woodshed it is.

The other Habit was starting to wake back up, so he wasted no time in getting it restrained and unarmed. He watched it carefully, eyes narrowed in annoyance.

“Oh wow, you can’t even afford an attic? You’re pathetic!” The other Habit jeered, receiving a swift kick to the teeth from Northstar.

“Hold your tongue, vermin.”

“Oooh or what, you’re gonna cut it out?”

“No. I just put Bonnie down for a nap, and if you wake her, I’m not going to be happy.”

“Ha! You actually care about that thing? I can’t believe you didn’t eat her! You’ve gotta be the only Habit too weak to fuck up Evan’s life!”

Northstar paused, tilting his head to the side as he listened carefully. Ah… He can hear Bonnie crying faintly from inside the house. Well that’s not good. Looks like he won’t be having much fun with this Habit. “You woke up Bonnie.”

“Yeah, so? I’m gonna make you watch when I eat her-”

Crack!

One swift punch went straight through the Habit’s skull, and he didn’t heal this time. No, Northstar wouldn’t allow it. This Habit isn’t even good enough to eat. All he deserves is to join the legions of Habits buried in the backyard.

He’ll do good to grow a nice big oak tree for Bonnie.

Maybe he could build a tree fort for her in it when she’s older.

[bellechere]

Here's a pretty clear pic of my Fem!Gambit, taken on Saturday of C2E2! Costume by me, BelleChere, contact lenses by Samhain Contact Lenses, photo by @Strannik45 on Flickr. I didn't have the time to make my own trench coat, and the one I ordered online didn't arrive in time, so I had to borrow one. I felt like I was swimming in it, as it wasn't tailored to me, and felt like it was covering up all my hard work. So I just slung it over my shoulder. I do have a bo-staff, it's just leaning against the wall behind me. I'm looking forward to making a trench coat, and making a couple other small fixes, before getting a good photoshoot in this number!