Someone needs to ask these ~cool girl~ girlfriends if they've ever typed a note for ~their man~ because like, really? I don't think I've done anything more than a handwritten post-it on the coffee maker that just says "push the button, it's ready." Then again I'm a gross feminist in a real grownup relationship.
Ugh, Ouiser. I bet your blowjobs aren't as good as mine! I suck dick while simultaneously rattling off Tom Brady's career stats.










