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femkevin as promised 😌

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[rigadeau]

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-t-h-e-doctor-

here ya go Mun doing the Smiling god add (ep43) for the Cloud meme ((i sorta slipped into Kirra for it a bit sorry about that))

im sorry the background music isn't right but i seriously couldn't find it anywhere.

Are you achieving your fullest potential? Are you finding the right solutions for your challenges? Are you making the most of what you’re given? Do you believe in a smiling God?

Of course you do! We all do. We must!

Well, what if I told you the smiling God was smiling more than ever? What if the smiling God had a smile so wide that you could see yourself in its mirrored teeth? And what if I told you that your gauzy reflection looked perfect – just perfect?

You would like that. Of course! We all would. We must!

And what if I told you you’re perfect self hated your imperfect self? And as the smiling God smiled wider, you could see a tongue pressing through the teeth – thick, and pink, and gray, and wet.

And what if I told you you could see your imperfect self in the shining sheen of the bulging tongue? And in your reflection you were slack and sallow? And maybe bleeding. A lot.

Bleeding so much!

And what if I told you you could kill your imperfect self?

What if I told you you could achieve your fullest potential?

StrexCorp Synernists Inc. is a proud supporter of the greater Desert Bluff and Night Vale community.

StrexCorp. Believe in a smiling God.

Believe in your perfect self.

Strex.

Strex.

- welcome to Night Vale, Kevins sponsor add, ep43 

[rigadeau]

[open all] different then the usual

Kirra was hanging in her broadcast station, humming a portion of the weather and going over various stories while twirling in her chair. her happy grin widening at the sound of the ringing phone "Hello this is Kirra"

[rigadeau]

Is the burning tiger a pokemon?

This has been forwarded to strex PR department 805. Thanks for the question listener we hope to hear from you again soon - Kirra

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Welcome to Desert Bluffs ( faux radio)

part3

Kirra - Robots or Aliens

To Peter, thanks for the ask i do get a great deal of enjoyment out of my rare free time listener ~Kirra

To the anon who asked about the burning tiger  we have forwarded your question to StrexCorp PR Department thanks for listening we hope to hear from you all again soon ~Kirra

To Ron Weasley I apologize for not enjoying red-vines please feel free to eat more on my behalf ~Kirra

To anon next time please give further instructions I have nothing else to say to you...~Kirra

Hope to hear from more of you listeners soon enjoy the rest of your day Desert Bluffs ~Kirra

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Welcome to Desert Bluffs (faux radio show)

Kirra  - Dragons and Ponies

Thanks to bay for the as usual brilliant message ~Kirra

To anon who requested the story from Night Vale we hope this is what you were after ~Kirra ((this segment is based on the M!A dragon that has been traveling around the wtnv RPs))

To anon Julie, i have been told to tell you that StrexCorp knows who you are and to pass on this message:

DO NOT GIVE THE RADIO HOST IDEAS

StrexCorp

huh, do you think that has anything to do with the ponies ~Kirra

Doing another tonight if anyone is interested in sending a message it will be put up tomorrow. ~Kirra

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Kirra - Everything and Nothing

from thestrexfiles

((got the sound quality completely sorted will do these more))

Hello strexcorp PR 805, how are you, we pulled this out of the files and have it ready for broadcast. have a great afternoon ~Kirra