Mic: There are two kinds of couple: the disaster, feral one.
*Bakudeku running from a building on fire*
Bakugo: I SAID NOT TO OVERUSE YOUR QUIRK, DIPSHIT!
Deku: I ALREADY SAID I AM FINE, ASSHOLE!
Mic: And the calm-
*Uratsuyu kicking asses with their combo attacks*
Mic: Erm...
Todoiida: *almost turned into murderers if Deku wans't there*
Mic, sweating: ...
Tokoyuuga: *Dark Shadow almost killed people and no-one noticed Yuuga got into Dekus dorm*
Mic: *cries*
Aizawa: Hizashi, even we are not a calm and composed couple. Just accept it.












