top 3 martian moments??? moments that make u go like. ???? or damn. they’re crazy and unhinged and so obsessed w each other.
i mean it by the way. love ur blog & thank u for single-handedly trying to keep em alive 💗
In no particular order...
THIS VIDEO
This video is honestly a goldmine of content, It's nothing but flirting, touching and longing gazes. Mark is straight-up lovesick here, just look at his hand on the railing...reaching out as far as he can...
THEN THE END!!! When Mark just GRABS? HUGS? HEIMLICH MANOEUVRES?? SEB
We're also blessed with photographic evidence of the interview:
2. First Date (Caught On Camera)
You can't tell me this isn't a first date being filmed, it's SO awkward. Only two people with a mutual crush can radiate this kind of chaotic embarrassing energy. Mark can't even touch Seb without immediately jerking back...have you got something to hide??👀.
They 100% kissed at the end of the night.
Photosets: 1 & 2
3. "Look, I fully expected sex" AKA Freudian Slip: The Video
Seb and Mark meeting up just to honestly talk about their past warms my heart, and then Mark starts dropping his most iconic lines
"Look, I fully expected sex"
"He definitely didn't expect sex... in Monaco" (as opposed to him expecting it in other places???)
"No, no, we didn't have sex"
4. Honorable Mentions
@/aussiegrit: Insane trophy cabinet @/sebastianvettel Congratulations on a phenomenal career, enjoy the family time and I’m looking forward to a glass of 🍷.
(Forever hoping they had that glass of wine on an island together)
Winky face??
(Source)
+ This photo / This photo / They bought matching cars
and the unhinged fic that my tumblr is named after... (Warning: Explicit!)