a. No, my fine sir, you are certainly not. But you ARE ruining the rest of us AS Hob Gadling.
b. Suddenly, I have the mental image of Hob sitting down and catching a certain Dream in his lap.
c. Also, Hob would totally do this thing, mainly to one Very Amused Dreamlord. This would also be caught on camera and passed around campus TikTok because OMG PROFESSOR G GOT GAME.









