#ferret problems

[comrade-omnidroid]

Me: I love you. Please stop trying to eat the tampons. I’ll have to put you in time-out if you don’t.

My ferret: You idiot. You idiot. None of your walls can hold me. I have diplomatic immunity—my people will have me out within the hour, and I’ll have your job.

Me: They’re plastic, please stop this.

[ferret-flops]

The amount of times

I've yelled "what are you doing?!" and "that sounds bad!!" at my ferrets from another room is too darn high 😂😂😂

[justalittleauthor]

My beautiful spoiled baby boy 💜

[dookins]

My ferret Onion is in trouble....

It just happened so suddenly. He is apparently FuLL of urinary stones... I’m so careful and responsible I don’t know how this happened...

We’ve been literally doing nothing but spending money on recovery of mishaps and this is like the last god damn straw. I am... SO brittle right now. I wanted this new year to be a fresh start but it’s not even the first week and something horrible has already happened.

I’m just at the end of my fucking rope. Universe, if you have a problem with me that’s fine but please, PLEASE leave my furry babies out of this!!

[theferrets]

I just watched my ferret open the fridge.

[justbuffplease]

my ferret is just so picky. I boiled an egg for him to eat some as a treat and he wouldn’t take a bite of it at all? Like I just wanted to give him a treat and all he wants is his dried food uhg so ungrateful. 

[faynedesigns]

So our precious room mate @klehthemadscientist lent us their box fan for our stuffy room and even though I turn it off and keep it against the wall while the ferrets are out I still fear that they are going to some how slice themselves open with the fan blades.

FUR BBS Y U NO C DANGER

[ouhhoh]

goose is jumping on my bed to steal my socks and hide them under my drawer why is he like this