👋This is Albert. Albert is cool as HECK, 😎especially when he wears his kicks. 👟12/10 would sign this ferret to a modeling agency.☑️ . 👉Albert’s most peculiar habits include licking people’s feet👣 (whether clean or fresh-from-the-gym dirty🏃♀️) and scaling two-story cages. As a matter of fact, 🤔we did have a bit of a fright one day looking for Albert only to find him snoozing on TOP of his cage, away from our peering eyes!😧 . 👉Albert hates kisses, 😘😠especially from his mom, which his mom tries not to take personally but she actually does because Moose always said her kisses were the best. 😞 . 👉Albert is a CLASSIC OVER-reactor, 🙄meaning you tell him something not so exciting and he looks at you with wide eyes full of awe/disgust and jumps back. INSTANT WAR DANCE. 💃🏿Example: This morning I told Albert that I was going to write his story today and he jumped three feet in the air and fell off my bed🤤. He’s very enthusiastic about my creative endeavors..








