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fernando: so yes i renewed my contract and guys listen!! LEWIS will be racing in his 40s too!! me and lewis racing together in our 40s!!

#he's still insane about that twink good god #fernando alonso #ferwis tag

"let's get rid of those fossils they're horrible"

those old ass fossils in their shitboxes:

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the relationship between Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso. The homoeroticism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of their history most of the courting will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Fernando's cringefail personality, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from samurais, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these moments, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Ferwis truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, Fernando's comments about choosing Lewis over rookies which itself is a cryptic reference to "fuck them kids" philosophy in sports. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated Lewis fans scratching their heads in confusion as the genius of Racing Gods unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Ferwis tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the my girlfriend's eyes only- And even she had to demonstrate that she's within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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NOT SWEATY AND TIRED GERIATRICS IN THE ELEVATOR TOGETHER WHERE IT LOOKS AS IF LULU SUCKED THE SOUL OUT OF HIM AND THE LIGHT IS ON NANDO'S BOOB... LEWIS WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING WITH THIS

#listen my body is exhausted but my brain has zoomies now #ferwis tag

LEWIS WIFE HIM!!! HE WANTS MARRIAGE HE WANTS TO BE A MOTHER!! LEWIS!!!