#fetuspuke

[fierce-leaf]

lol ok dude throw it at me whats up w them bc i have heard 100% nothing but wonderful things honestly

read this 

http://churchrat.tumblr.com/post/125960771430/we-need-to-talk-about-pete-wentz

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fetuspuke replied to your post:as if smoking, wearing colored leggings and dying...

Hahahaha I think this ask was meant for me

if that’s the case that’s like 10x more embarrassing for them omfg

how bad do you have to mess up to send hate to someone’s sister on accident

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fetuspuke replied to your post:this is unambiguously gold this is definitely what...

out of context this makes absolutely no sense so it kinda just seems like yr going crazy ??

i certainly feel like i am!

((but for context, here))

[nymphqueer]

fetuspuke replied to your post “im gonna pierce my septum soon and im SO EXCITED OMG everything that i...”

Have someone help you pls!!! I almost passed out when i tried tbh

I'm gonna be on the phone with Mads while I do it! Also I pierced my ear like 2 days ago w/ no problems so i'm not really worried about that! But thank you so much!

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fetuspuke replied to your post:my roommates have a friend over and they’re all...

tell ryan to console them

"hey guys, i know you're lamenting the loss of your own boyfriends and the troubling history of your love lives, but i think talking to MY boyfriend will rly make you feel better!"

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fetuspuke replied to your post:y/n should i name my new Carbink (a rock/fairy...

erin what does this mean

like…a rock/fairy type pokemon…the rock played the tooth fairy…his character's name was derek...

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fetuspuke replied to your post:i have to stop buying myself smalls from modcloth,...

lmfao i cant even fathom having this problem tbh

lmao i feel like people are gonna think I'm an asshole for complaining about it but like…there are not clothes that fit me. the size that fits me doesn't exist. every time i get something I'm like "ey ya awesome!!" then put it on and I'm like "oh, well, i look like I'm 5 and decided to try on my mom's clothing, cool"

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fetuspuke replied to your post:"Bruh there’s like, a dorm of girls i’ve never met...

HAHAHAH STOP OMG THIS DIDNT HAPPEN THERE IS NO WAY THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED JESUS CHRIST

college is a deeply fucked up place and all of the boys here are animals