A few minutes ago Sir Rhymes-A-Ton barged into the Chup Group's Champaign HQ and demanded I uploaded this file to our site. I don't know what it's about, but he passed along this note. More from me when I figure out what this is all about.
1 of your members is postin some bad shit about me. I believe he goes by the name The Artist. Since he's been dissin me left and right lately, I'm gonna do the only thing we rappers can do in situations like these, start a feud. My firing shot be this song, freshly recorded out of my private studio. Here are the words:
The Artist is a freak ,yeah ill say that bout a chup
His baby arts unique but it makes me wanna throw up
pretty soon hes gonna shriek cuz im about to erupt
with my fists his week im about to disrupt
how dar he diss sir rhymes a ton, his very royal highness
rappers there aint a smarter one, im like thomas aquinas
of his majesty don't poke fun or your teeth from your mouth im gonna minus
youre gonna hurt when i am done, worse than googans sinus
respect, sir rhymes-a-tons royal court is now adjourned, all haters beware cuz i dont care ill pull your hair in the public square if you but dare put my skills in the crosshairs... get scared
sure lo jo lau shers fast raps did occur
and i concur they caused quite a stir but i urge
you sir transfer your slur to her because you shoulda inferred
that im the author of those words
PS I mean no disrespect to the up and coming artist of DJ Lo Jo Lau Sher, whose career I helped launch only a few short days ago.
