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Jake: hey lid what time is it?

Lid: Hammer time!

Jake: oka- hey wait a min-

*lid hits Jake with a mallet*

Jake: aww babe you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.

Lid: we’re married.

Jake: still.

Jake: hey lid those clothes are great.

Lid: Thanks Jake, I just got them for 50% off.

Jake: they’d look better 100% off.

Lid: why would a store sell clothes for free?

Jake: I-

Lid: that’s a terrible way to run a business Jake.

Lid: I saw you hanging out with Nichol yesterday.

Jake: But Lid, It’s not what you think!

Lid: *kicking jake into the wall of darkness* I won’t hesitate bitch!

#ff jake