#ff shitposting

[breezeinmonochromenight]

Assuming this is all accurate/true, I believe we have a strong new contender for “worst final fantasy character name ever”, lads.

Edit: it’s apparently just a fan nickname. The cruelty. I finally had mild interest in FFXVI. ):

[cherabby]

WoLs with stupid names are an endless well of comedy, I think. My personal canon for my WoL is that she panicked when asked for a name and answered the first thing that came to mind, which happened to be "Crimes Tango." And now the whole goddamn world knows her by that name and it's too late to change it. The Warrior of Light, Crimes Tango. The Hero of Eorzea, Crimes Tango. The scions are the only ones who know her sins.

[geese-howards-transscriber]

R I S E

[food-fantasy-support-group]

what do you mean bamboo rice wouldn’t be this meme if he had social media??? of course he would

[breezeinmonochromenight]

Prepare to have your ass handed to you on a platter:

[breezeinmonochromenight]

Laguna Loire but instead of a Soldier or President he becomes an old timey detective. Call him LAguna Noire

👉👉

LA Noire but Laguna is actually a very friendly detective with 0 false accusations because he gets a leg cramp when you’re lying.

[breezeinmonochromenight]

The black haired guy in the XVI trailer is kinda cute though. Can’t lie.

This is the one you’re talking about, right?

[breezeinmonochromenight]

WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS NOSE?!

NONE OF THE CHARACTER PORTRAITS HAVE PROMINENT NOSES LMAO.

Unless the character has very prominent/distinguishing facial features or their character portrait is closer to a side profile, basically all of the portaits lack a distinct nose. The 3D models have noses tho.