You Can't Be Serious
Here's my entry for @flashfictionfridayofficial
I was the first Human to go through a wormhole.
We had created the wormhole generators to shrink the distance between the stars, to make it so that going beyond our home would take moments, instead of decades or centuries.
I went out beyond the orbit of Jupiter in my small, sturdy ship, and set the coordinates to our first colony world Parvati, more than 15 light-years away. If all went according to plan, I would get there in seconds instead of the current 30 years flight time.
With the flick of a finger, I engaged the generator.
I came to on the ground, on Earth, in a field on a clear summer day. The temperature was perfect, the weather was perfect, the view? Perfect. I felt someone approach me. It looked like a man; tall, red hair, bearded, with kind eyes and a muscular build. He was wearing an outfit so old that it must be from thousands of years ago.
When he was about 2 meters away, he stopped and really looked hard at me. Then, he started laughing.
I sat up. "What's going on?"
Working hard to stop laughing he slowed down to a chuckle and then with just a grin he said "You actually did it! I can't believe you actually did it! He said you would, but I didn't think you were that crazy."
"What?"
"You opened a wormhole. You went through. Well, going through. Technically, you're not out yet."
"But, I'm not on my ship!"
"Aren't you?" He said and raised an eyebrow. "Maybe you're dead, and this is the afterlife and your body is on your ship and your soul is up here, talking with me."
"But if I'm dead, it didn't work!"
"Did it? Maybe for some people, this act of frankly violent action against the fabric of spacetime causes your soul to...to...leave for a bit."
"So now what?" I asked.
"Oh, that's up to you entirely. But, you'll see in just a bit." he said cryptically.
And just a suddenly, I was back, in the Parvati system, listening to the radio demanding who I was and how I got there. I explained who I was and what I was doing, and since I had gotten there faster than the message sent from Earth about my attempt, everyone was surprised and amazed.
When I landed they threw me a parade. I had never had a parade thrown for me before. There was an amazing party and we celebrated late into the strange night of their world.
The next day, I told the physicians about what I had seen. They laughed it off, called it pure imagination. I must have dreamed it they said.
After a week, I got back in my ship, heavy with souvenirs and messages for the governments back on Earth. I took off, and after leaving orbit, entered the coordinates to go home.
Once again I flicked the switch and engaged the generator.
"Ah. I see you've made your choice." The old man said.
















