#helluva moxxie

[tigertoramaru]

Maybe they're friendly....they're not!

[tigertoramaru]

Happy Monday everyone!

[tomotopiafan]

M&M

[riotred]

[bisexual-biker]

Rewatching Helluva Boss because none of my favorite shows have new episodes until October*

[everythinghelluvahotelhazbinboss]

Bloodshed Bisexual Moxxie & Millie Bicons!

[drama-glob]

Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Moxxie opens up the I.M.P. freezer for his lunch and sees something odd)

Moxxie (Pulls out a paper bag labeled "Dead Dove Do Not Eat" and opens it up before looking disgusted): I don't know what I expected. (Puts bag back in freezer)

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(Mammon's goons are watching the palace, so Fizzarolli is staying at Blitz's place while Stolas is used as an intermediate between him and Asmodeus)

Stolas (Arrives back at Blitz's place with a message from Asmodeus and tells Fizzarolli): He says he loves you and wants to hold your hand and have iced tea with you.

Fizzarolli (Quirks his eyebrow and replies with skepticism): Come on. That's not all he said.

Stolas (Deflates and says): No. He says other things, but I don't want to-

Fizzarolli (Begs Stolas): Please! Please! Please! Please! You don't realize I may be killed tomorrow.

Stolas (Begrudgingly continues): Okay...he says he wants to unplug all the clocks and the phones and have a three-day F marathon.

Fizzarolli (Smiles and says): That's more like it, yeah.

Stolas (Winces as he adds on): He wants to walk wrong for a week because you guys Fd so hard.

Fizzarolli (Sighs fondly): That's just lovely.

[tigertoramaru]