#ffukc

[lost-on-the-highway]

welp, the axs website glitched the fuck out and kicked me out of the line over and over again and by the time I managed to actually get in the tickets were gone. fuck my life.

[emeships]

[hanasaku-shijin]

Guys I'm out to dinner and my waitress is so cute he l p m e

[princessdreamss]

as an end of birthday surprise, my period decided to pop up and give me violent bleeding and mind numbing cramps. and i’m going gay clubbing friday and literally gonna be in a miniskirt with my big ass pad on

[shiny-good-rock]

in pursuit of my goal to shove as much cheese danish (heated for 10 seconds in the microwave--you have to try this. you Have to stop eating room temperature cheese danish. for fuck's sake) into my mouth as possible, i drooled on my own leg. really great start to the day

[shiny-good-rock]

But also patron saint of fridge condiments on things that shouldn't have fridge condiments on them

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hey man listen. sometimes it just needs More Flavor and you have to put whatever is in your fridge on there

[shiny-good-rock]

OK is anyone else obsessed with the shiny boxes that some of the toothpaste comes in

also i almost dropped the toothpaste while trying to take a picture of the shiny box and squeezed my phone, which somehow resulted in this picture

pov: my phone

which actually, now that i think about it, every single picture i take with my phone is pov: my phone

[shiny-good-rock]

HAHA oh my god thank you looooool