#ffxiv joke

[bunmallowish]

Also as an FFXIV player, Xavier being a Darknight was not in my bingo card of lads 2025

[volsixiv]

Scions of the seventh dawn, getting ready for another summoning of Titan:

WoL: *shows up to U’Ghamoro Mines as lvl 80 Miner*

Y’shtola: By the twelve, have you gone mad?!

Thancred: Well well, you certainly fit the setting today! Pickaxe, bold choice of weapon for a bold enemy!

Alphinaud: That is... an unusual choice of job I say, but you have faced worse than this and I have complete faith in our warrior of light!

Alisaie: *shrugs* Guess we can’t talk you out of this one?

Krile: Hmm, if we imbue the pickaxe with aether, then perhaps it might work...

Y’shtola: Krile!

Lyse: I punch things with my bare hands so I see no problem with this!

Y’shtola: LYSE YOU’RE NOT HELPING! Warrior of Light, change job class this instance or I’ll-

WoL: *shakes head and heads into the Navel*

[katarh-mest]

I feel actively betrayed.

Cheated, even, of a triple Mini Cactpot.

[penmae]

Maintenance Day Doodle..

I’m sure this joke has been made already, but I’m bored and couldn’t help myself! Slight spoilers if you have not done 4.2!

Long day of conquest? Warrior of light got you down? Just need to lay back and unwind with a frosty can of Garlemald’s favorite beer!

[pictomachine]

It's not my job...

too much blood for the lilly.

Anyone else forget they are healing and just get a little too focused on dps and then let someone die....

or do the "why isn't anyone healing? It's not my job" OH WAIT

IT'S MY JOB!

[sequoiaofeorzea]

I'm being pummelled by 4 quizzes and tests plus a writing assignment that I have to study and get done for next week. X.X

Duty Commence!