#ffxiv shitposts

[feralkwe]

[potassium-pilot]

[primamchorus]

[wind-up-thancred]

normalest friend group on eorzea

[the-littlest-kojin]

You ever wonder what the WoL's ability to summon mounts from thin air looks like to the NPCs?

(Credit for helping me with this to the Odori Simp)

[lordofcrowns]

I humbly offer you: The worst thing I’ve ever created.

[blightedaether]

He believes in you.

[linelpisffxiv]

Of course I took tons of screenshots. What do you take me for as a Haurchefant fan who’s playing as Lin again because I like to make myself cry at the vault.

Some pictures were taken for the dialog box in the lower left corner.

Also, as @ladyramora once said “That’s too many battles Haurchefant, put some back”

The Wyvern’s invulnerable, and damn elf decides he needs to save you from the red dot  on the enmity list and kill the dragon and not the dumbass heretic pretending to be a goodly knight in service of Ishgard.

(And it’s scripted to stick to you, near as I can tell. Good Elf was doing the Rage of Halone combo from what I could hear [clink clink clink clink thoom], and still on me despite me not attacking.)

Oh, and Torn from the Heavens is killer as always. I love we get that as the musical cue for the elf husband joining us. (Before it’s that kinda playful boss song. I forget the name but plays as the non-final bosses in early dungeons and during some other low level duties)