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Jackal: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult. Kiana, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.
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Kiana: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm. Jackal : That is not something you actually have installed. Kiana: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.
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*Jackal is speaking on the phone* Jackal : Yeah, I'm with Kiana. Kiana: Im fucking dying- Jackal : Yep, they're okay. Kiana: I have a knife in my chest! Jackal : No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry. Kiana: IM BLEEDING OUT-
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Jackal : Can I have some water? Kiana: *starts chugging their water bottle* Kiana: *chokes from drinking too fast* Kiana: *spills water all over themself* Kiana, coughing: I don't have any water.