Text at 12:30pm: You alright?
Text at 12:35pm: People are disappearing on live TV. Going to need confirmation.
Text at 12:35pm: “I’m fine” will do.
[1 missed call at 12:42 pm]
[Voicemail at 12:45pm] Hey Sweetheart. So apparently time is screwed, which is…let’s go with irritating. Call me back if you’re in this century.
[1 missed call at 1:01pm]
[1 missed call at 1:15 pm]
[Voicemail at 1:16pm:] Steve. Just tell me the line for coffee was long. Call me. Or come home. Whatever’s fastest.
[1 missed call at 1:20pm]
[1 missed call at 1:30pm]
[Voicemail 3 at 1:41pm:] Damn it. You know, making a time machine wasn’t on the calendar today. [JARVIS in the background: Sir, all previous attempts…] I don’t care, JARVIS. If Steve’s lost in time, we’ll figure out how to reverse it. Pull up all the old files. Steve…well, you’re not going to hear this, are you? But just stay put if you want to be found. If you don’t… [groans] If you’re in the present time, just call me back. Now.


















