fibro!tsuna isn't Down With This Sickness
tsuna: um i have a medical condition, i can't swim
teacher: you'll be fine, you can do it if you try
tsuna: yea but i don't wanna try
reborn: if you can only do two things today, let's go train
tsuna: i was thinking maybe Eat and then contemplate my entire existence
tsuna, facing down an annoying bugger: i've got One Spoon and it has your name all over it
tsuna: see that's a joke,
tsuna: i have one spoon left to kick your ass with, and also a giant spoon in my ha-
tsuna: y'know what nvm just look up spoon theory when you're out of the hospital
tsuna: i hope you don't get fibro too. i hear it's quite common after sustaining moderately severe bodily injury
tsuna: well okay maybe i hope you do
tsuna: *makes a joke about being disabled*
classmate: *makes a joke about disabilities*
tsuna: *contemplates murder*
classmate: but you just made a joke about this stuff!
tsuna: yeah but i have fibro and you're about to have a concussion
hayato and takeshi: *looming ominously behind him*
tsuna: not by my hands of course, but to be honest you'd probably find that preferable
tsuna: okay but how do i trick mukuro into making this guy's life miserable because i don't want to do actually do anything
hibari: why is no one in class
tsuna: they're uh... in the hospital. hurt. in pain. stuff. y'know?
hibari: you're in pain and yet you're here
tsuna: i've been in pain for Years i'm used to Dying
hibari, leaving: Weaklings.
tsuna: *hollow laughter* i know right
tsuna: wait, what just happened
ryohei: OU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LITTLE BROTHER?
mochida, lying in the grass: i challenged him to see who could do nothing the most since class is cancelled because you guys beat up half the school
tsuna, lying next to him: okay, now THAT'S an exaggeration
mochida: so far i'm losing. somehow.
ryohei: THAT SOUNDS... BORING?
ryohei: LET ME JOIN YOU!!
tsuna: at least you won't be losing now, mochida
mochida: that doesn't make me feel any better