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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Methinks I need to polish this up a bit and expand it. A wedding might be a nice way to start the year... in Feb lol

Pick-Up Lines from the Newly Single Ex-CEO (He lost his job, his wife, and his PR team. But not his nerve.)

“Hey baby, wanna go on a date? I already became a meme — what are the odds of that happening twice?”

“You like music? You could say I… know the band.”

“This ring? It’s just a placeholder until the lawyers finish ruining me.”

“I used to have a corner office. Now I have nothing to lose.”

“You’ve got that band in your Spotify Wrapped too? That’s fate.”

“Legally I can’t talk about the incident. Romantically? I absolutely can.”

“I’m not saying I fell for you during ‘Fix You’… but the timing lines up.”

“I’m emotionally available now. My wife made sure of that.”

“I know HR has notes. But I also know a good wine bar.”

The music playing. The crowd was screaming. The wife was in the row behind us.

Here’s the soundtrack to emotional collapse, public exposure, and fictional fallout:

Theme: He Said “No One Will Know. Now We’re a Meme.”

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Methinks I need to polish this up a bit and expand it. A wedding might be a nice way to start the year... in Feb lol

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