#fictifanisa

[pelibirdie]

Felix: I can't believe you've done this. After all the times I've fed you, kept you warm, made you happy, took care of you, was a roof for you to be under, you have done this. You have betrayed me. Broke me. Took my soul and ate it. Shame on you.

Anisa: Felix, is everything alright?

Felix: Stella stole my fucking garlic bread.

[viva-la-vidas]

Escell: Son, why do you smell like weed?

Felix: How do you know what weed smells like, dad?

Escell: I-

Felix: HA! BUSTED, DAD! YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK!

[pelibirdie]

Sage: Tulsi, you know me. I have little to no good ideas, I do cause chaos from time to time. And yes things get messy when I'm around. *inhales and exhales*

Sage: Tulsi. Sword Nunchucks are a bad idea. Don't give it to MC.

Tulsi *with the swordchucks in her hand*: COWARDS. ALL OF YOU!

Anisa: Who are you and what did you do to Sage Lesath-

[pelibirdie]

MC: Why are people fighting over top or bottom? I'd just be happy to have a bunk bed.

Sage: So who's telling 'em?

Anisa, with her sword out: Speak a word and you are sleeping out of this household

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Felix:What's a bunk bed-

[viva-la-vidas]

Anisa: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium!

Sage, covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[viva-la-vidas]

Anisa: If your house was on fire and you could only take one thing what would it be?

Felix: a nap.

[pelibirdie]

Saaros know exactly what's happening between MC and Anisa(at least the female one bc I have not yet tried with other pronouns) and I'm here for it.

Their Majesty knows what's up.

I had to buy that scene bc if I didn't Saaros would smack me for not making a move. (Also I have the big simp for Miss Anka but we don't talk about that)

[pelibirdie]

There is no heterosexual explanation for this.