#fictifsage

[pelibirdie]

*Sage doing bad things*

MC: Sage stop.

Sage: HAH NO ONE CAN STOP ME-

MC: *Pulls out water guns*

Sage: OH SH-

[viva-la-vidas]

Escell: Son, why do you smell like weed?

Felix: How do you know what weed smells like, dad?

Escell: I-

Felix: HA! BUSTED, DAD! YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK!

[i-am-arcana-trash]

If you think I wouldn't pet my cat husband's ears you are dead wrong.

Beautiful Loen and Sage by the always talented @lajadelmira

If you aren't following them what have you been doing? Do you like beautiful affordable art? You do? D FOLLOW THEM!

[pelibirdie]

When they were children

Tulsi: Saaage, where are you?

*silence*

Tulsi: Pspspspsps-

Sage: *Tumbles down from a tower of fruit carts, running *

[viva-la-vidas]

Anisa: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium!

Sage, covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[viva-la-vidas]

Sage: You treat an outside wound by rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound by drinking alcohol.

[viva-la-vidas]

MC: You have a crush on me, don’t you?

Sage: The only crush I have is the crushing weight of my existence.

Sage:

Sage: ok, and you

[pelibirdie]

There is no heterosexual explanation for this.