Brad/Ray/Nate, Ray breaks his arm doing something spectacularly stupid a la Jackass and somehow wheedles sympathy sex from Brad and Nate.
"Man," Ray whines dramatically, "this sucks." He shifts his hips on the couch, the cast on his arm falling off the pillows propped under it. "Shit," He mutters to himself, propping his arm back up. "Brad" he wheedles, "snookums, sweetie, sugarpie." Brad turns away from the dishes he is washing, to arch an eyebrow at Ray. He looks funny, half hunched over the kitchen counter, wet to his elbows with dishwater. "Babycakes." Ray pronounces, with finality that shouldn't be there. Brad closes his eyes briefly, as if steeling himself for some torturous quest. Ray waits. It's not like he can't be patient, just most of the time he isn't.
"What is it," Brad asks, almost flatly. "Honey," Brad adds, an afterthought. His voice is even more flat than it was before, as if Ray is being an imposition. He is.
"Bring me a coke?" Ray asks, all sweetness and love. Brad huffs, and what has Ray done to deserve all this huffiness.
"Get it yourself, corporal." Brad says, turning back to his dishes. Ray's dishes. Water sloshes when Brad picks up a plate, and it splashes on the front of Brad's shirt. Serves him right, Ray thinks.
He waits a beat before: "Braaaad." And when that elicits no response, "Braaaaaaaaaad." Brad doesn't seem to hear him. Fucker.
Ray kicks the table and says "Fuck. Ow," In a very convincing tone. Brad whirls around, tiny droplets of water and suds spraying the wall, and dripping on the floor. He still has a bowl in his hand. Ray cracks up from where he's still sitting on the couch.
"You redneck, inbred, cornshit asshole." Brad says, sounding part relieved and part angry.
"Aww, baby" Ray says, sarcastically, "I didn't know you cared so much."
"I hope your dick falls off from your excessive masturbation," Brad says, "Because I am never sleeping with you again."
Ray gasps, "Say it ain't so!" Ray puts his hand to his heart, and adopts his best southern accent. "You'll abandon me to the wild, while you go off cannoodlin' with your purdy-mouthed cap'n? How could you do this to me, your best gal?"
Brad snorts. "You jumped off a fence into a bush and broke your arm."
"I was startled!" Ray defends, an argument he's had before, "I didn't jump, I fell."
Brad clucks his tongue, as if he doesn't accept this explanation.
"Seriously homes," Ray levels, "why in the actual fuck would I do something on purpose that fucked with me regularly getting laid?" The fingers of his right hand wriggle sadly, jutting out of the confines of the cast. "I can't even button my own pants." He mourns.
"Poor baby," Brad says, sarcasm bleeding through his tone. He is the person, however, who has to help Ray button his pants. Most of this Giving-Ray-Shit bullshit is for show.
"For the record," Nate says, from the kitchen table. He has been quietly revising his master's thesis for the past three hours, "you can still get laid with the cast." Ray looks up, hopeful.
"Yeah," he reasons, but his face is full of glee. "But it won't be the same." His voice sounds so rueful and sad. If Brad weren't looking directly at him, he would possibly be fooled by how sad his voice sounds.
How Ray manages to sound so goddamn sad while his mouth is curling that smugly, Brad will never know.
"Nate," Brad warns evenly, and Nate looks up, his eyes tired and bruised behind his glasses. There's a pencil behind his ear, and graphite smudges on his hands - how they got there, Brad isn't sure, since his thesis is saved on the computer in front of him.
"Brad," Nate says, just as evenly. They share a moment of silent communication, one just as fond and knowing as Brad and Ray's.
Ray throws up his arms in victory, the bent cast almost clocking him in the head. "Motherfucker," he says joyously.
He wriggles his hips, and lays back on the arm of the couch, kicking his pillows across the floor.
He props his arm up on the back cushion of the couch, his hand throbs like a bitch if he doesn't keep it elevated, and sprawls on the couch like a starfish with a broken leg.
He snaps his fingers, and says in a bogus french accent, "I am ready for the ravishing now, yes?" He hears the click of Nate's laptop, the splash of Brad washing the suds off the bowl, the muffled rustling of the towel as Brad dries his hands, the damp plop of his shirt against the kitchen floor. He doesn't hear so much as a creaking board in the floor to tell him where Nate and Brad are, or whether they're close.
He does feel the heat of bodies close to him, one over the trunk of his body, and the other standing at the side of the couch next to his head.
Ray feels the anticipation zing through his veins, his sweatpants riding low on his hips. The couch dips, and Ray feels calloused fingers graze the underside of his stomach, up under his shirt, and damn, Recon motherfuckers. Silent and Deadly.
Ray gasps, opens his eyes, and watches Brad touches his cheekbone, the healing scrape from the bushes mostly forgotten in the searing shock of having broken his arm.
Ray pushes his head into the touch, and looks up at Brad, upside down through his eyelashes. Brad's eyes are hot and dark, and Ray appreciates the smooth expanse of skin he can see, the muscles of Brad's torso, smooth skin broken only by splashes of color curling around his sides. Nate's fingers splay across his stomach, and Ray sucks in a breath.
Brad touches his fingertips to Ray's cast, and Ray can't feel it, but he imagines he can. Brad's fintertips drag, his fingernails scraping against the plaster. Brad curls his fingertips over Ray's oversensitive fingers, still slightly swollen. "Aww," Ray says mocking, but it's a little raspy, "It's so sweet that you want to hold hands." Brad squeezes his fingers around Ray's, not quite hard enough to be painful. Ray smiles, wide and genuine. Nate settles over him, between his thighs, and presses a kiss to Ray's collarbone, under the stretched collar of his t-shirt, the underside of his jaw. Nate kisses the corner of Ray's grinning mouth, quick and then he's gone. Ray whines, but Nate pulls away far enough that he can press a quick kiss to their fingers, slotted together.
"Oh my god," Ray says, "You assholes are so sweet. Maybe you should take up knitting and knit me a sweater or something." He feels the hot rush of happiness settle over him. these snarky assholes care about whether he is in pain or not. Oh my god.
Nate presses his mouth, jesus christ his mouth to the pad of Ray's middle finger, sweet and innocent until his tongue curls out around it, sucking it into his mouth. Ray whimpers, his cheeks flushing, and Brad squeezes his hand tighter.
"Yes," Ray says. "Yes to whatever. Please with the fucking now, oh god."
Nate really has a dirty grin, especially wrapped around Ray's fingers, his teeth pressing into the skin just hard enough to leave white marks when he pulls away, to feel the pulse and throb of Ray's increased heart rate.
Nate touches his face, his fingers sliding over Brad's where the cut on his cheekbone is. "I'm going to fuck you," Nate says. Ray's breath hitches, "and you are going to suck Brad's dick." Shit. Ray loves Brad's dick. He loves it in his mouth, the way he can't take all of it, but he tries. He tries so hard. He loves the way his throat feels, after, stretched out and raw, and his mouth almost chapped and slick with spit. Ray isn't neat at blowjobs, but he's enthusiastic and he loves them. Brad hooks his thumb in the front belt loop of his jeans hiking them down.
"Dick," Ray says, admonishment and demand at the same time. "Right now," he groans. Nate hooks his fingers in the loose band of Ray's sweatpants.
Fuck, Ray thinks, Fuck yeah.